很调皮又好笑的。。。 Something very naughty and funny…

Posted date : 03.02.10

I came back from Singapore and turned on my computer to check mail, and found the article below sent to me by someone, it’s actually quite funny, but hope no one is offended…
今天从新加坡回来，打开电脑看信箱，发现某人寄给我以下这文章，蛮好笑的，但希望没有人看了很不满。。。

Hello All,

I know most of you are dog lovers and will help if you can… Our neighbour has lost her Chihuahua puppy and is desperate to find him.

Yesterday, she was sitting on the couch watching TV and realized he was gone! She called out to him and he never responded… She then noticed the back door was open and thought the puppy must have run outside…

She has been putting up signs everywhere in an effort to have him returned… If you found the puppy anywhere, please do inform the pitiful lady…

Thanks for your help!

大家好，

我知道你们多数都爱小狗，所以若许可一定拔刀相助。。。我们隔壁家刚掉了一只小狗狗，正在很迫切寻找它。。。

昨天她坐在沙发上看电视后就发现小狗狗失踪了！她大声呼叫小狗狗也没回应。。。然后她发现后门开着，就想可能狗狗跑出去了。。。

她现在到处张贴广告希望能把可爱的狗狗找回来。。。你们若有看到小狗狗，请通知可怜的女主人一下。。。

谢谢大家的帮忙！


  • http://www.lilomag.com 本人

    Hahahaha.. Only when the lady fart, then she’ll found the dog..

    • perfectHB

      Ha Ha Ha! He He…. Have lighten me now although it is an old joke,coz still heard some bad comment about you while you were in S’pore.May GOD bless you!!!

      • 小羊

        perfectHB,但愿我们都不要被这些如创世记里的那只“蛇”所说的闲言闲语所影响，还是远离这些“蛇的子孙”为妙！我绝对相信牧师是上帝所喜悦，所爱的仆人。

      • http://gtlim.com gtlim

        Ya, I totally agree with Xiao Yang, HB, why do you mix with people who like to say negative things about God’s church and God’s servants…?

      • Alison Yu

        If you don’t encourage them, I don’t think anyone will bother to talk….I have experienced that before and then they twisted it and said you were the one who said the bad comments. Nowadays, I normally just smile when there is any bad comments about anyone and just walk away, pretend to be busy is the best resort.

      • http://gtlim.com gtlim

        No, Alison, that is not the best resort, the best resort is to ask them to stop and rebuke and educate them…

      • Billy Lee

        我也同意！这些人真无聊。牧师在Spore 救灵魂，这些人在背后不但没为牧师祷告，却说闲话，污辱神的仆人. 应该用耶稣的话跟他们说: ” 撒 但 ， 退 我 后 边 去 吧 ！ 你 是 绊 我 脚 的 ， 因 为 你 不 体 贴 神 的 意 思 ， 只 体 贴 人 的 意 思 。 “

      • 小羊

        凡是神的仆人，皆是属神的。我们做孩子的不可随便批评论断。因为凡祝福他们(神的仆人)的，神必赐福于他；凡咒诅他们的，神必咒诅他。切记！

      • http://deleted 绣芩

        我赞同Pastor Billy 所说的－这些人真无聊。。。
        唉！你们这些无聊的人哪！岂不知我们牧师是神所喜悦的仆人吗？你们又岂不知我们牧师是神衷心的仆人吗？考试将至，你们怎么还没有学到神的话语说：若有人毁坏神的殿，神必要毁坏那人呢？。。。你们可知道，牧师的用心良苦、衷心于神所托付的，从来就没有耽搁误事拖延抱怨过。。。你们这些小人哪！说话可要多警醒呀！口水可以“乱乱”吞、话可是不能乱乱说的啊！！！免得神的忿怒临到你们身上。。。真的是要赶快认罪悔改，求主赦免。。。

      • ESTHER CHIANG

        牧師：這些〝流言蜚語〞您也不必太在意、太難過；這也代表您這次〝新加坡的一切服事帶來極大的果效〞，因此撒旦才會利用人的流言蜚語來攻擊您，〝因我們並不是與屬血氣的爭戰，乃是與那些執政的、掌權的、管轄這幽暗世界的，以及天空屬靈氣的惡魔爭戰。所以，要拿起 神所賜的全富軍裝，好在磨難的日子抵擋仇敵，並且成就了一切，還能站立的住。〞而且，真希望被您教導、勸戒的〝人〞有受教的心，因為〝不要責備褻慢人，恐怕他恨你；要責備智慧人，他必愛你〞。

    • BBLY

      Hahaha 本人thats a good one

  • 小羊

    哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！！！。。。。。。。哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。。。。。。。！！！

  • ESTHER CHIANG

    哇！哈哈哈！這這…….這太離譜、太誇張啦！真的超級好笑……………！ 嗯！好可憐的小狗狗喔！會不會被夾死啊？

    • Alison Yu

      Ha..ha.. I don’t think the little doggie will die…the most is a few broken bones….

      • ESTHER CHIANG

        哈哈哈！Alison你好幽默喔！

  • ^^

    =D

  • Jane Doe

    Hahaha! Funny2x!! Poor dog and poor lady…

  • Billy Lee

    Haha…so, what is the moral of the story? Fat ladies should not keep small dogs? Haha

    • Alison Yu

      No, Ps Billy, should pray for a slimmer body…..ha..ha..and stop eating ice cream.

      • 羊咩咩

        ice- cream??!!!! i like it le…how? hahahahaaha…

  • Alison Yu

    Sorry, Pastor and Ps Billy, when I replied the comment to perfectHB above is in general bad comments about ‘anybody’, about our general livelyhood,when sometimes it is best not to get involve.
    If it is about our church leaders or any God’s servants, I will be fierce and protective….heh..heh.. don’t worry.That is why I said “If you don’t encourage them”, if perfectHB is really loyal to our church none of the bad comments about Pastor should be able to affect her/him unless she/he encouraged them to talk. I am afraid I don’t hear any bad comments about our church coz nobody ever said anything bad infront of me nowadays.
    So perfectHB, if you are from our church, just stay faithful and serve with a willing heart, be it church pastors or leaders, don’t go and make bad comments yourself or encourage others to have a chance….Jesus loves you.
    Pastor used to teach me, (1) focus in serving God (2) concentrate in my business (3) bring up my son, Christopher…. These have brought me through a lot of tough times…. my terminal illness, struggling with my debts, it is not easy being a single mum….praise God all these are going to be past. God took away the fibroid and most of my debts been settled. Give all the glory to God. Amen!

    • BBLY

      Hi Alison,Thank God you are doing well with the encouragment of your pastor.People are like that, love to talk. Its not easy to lead a church and work in a church. You hear gossips about pastor, this person, that person and if you listen to them you will go crazy. Ignore all these itchy mouth people. Alison, 加油，you will see the light at the end of the tunnel very soon when all your problems are resolved. Perservere on!! You have 1 son, I have 2 sons to bring up. 加油，加油，加油!!!. Our God is faithful. Amen!!

      • GN

        BBLY, good to see that you are getting more active in posting your comments. From them, I am getting to know you more. Pls don’t forget our Starbucks coffee dating, ok ? Hahaha… We shall share more and encourage each other. God bless you and your 2 sons. 

    • Alison Yu

      Thank you BBLY, thanks so much for your encouragement….

  • EHL

    Hi Pastor, great that you are home but sad that you have left S’pore
    First time to hear your preaching in Jurong last sun, it was a wonderful one and thereafter I am busy into your website browsing and tracking down your past sunday service videos conducted in Blessed Church…. You are a down to earth and up to trend pastor and seen that you are well liked and accepted by people of all age…. Congrats !

    • http://gtlim.com gtlim

      Thanks… so you are from Centre of New Life huh? You’ve got a great church too…

      • EHL

        Yes CNL but i attend more of our cell group every week than to sunday service. So I was very lucky to have attended last sunday’s service, otherwise I still dont know who is Ps. Lim man…
        Now I can stay home and attend Blessed Sat Service thru liverstream…. only thing is I got to get used to your mandarin, hokkien and some malay. Frankly I thought Kuching was somewhere kampong kampong… but to my suprised! you guys are so updated… and are building a modern church wif 5000 sitting cap. omg…
        I wish cud visit Sarawak BC very soon (within the next few yrs i mean! need $$$ mah)
        anyway Praise The Lord..

      • 小羊

        哈哈！想与你分享几个经节：出Ex 20:8-11, 可Mk 2:27 & 赛Isa 58:13-14。

  • WONG E-ZIN

    ha..ha..ha…

  • victoria chin ping ping

    ahh dooooo!!! I thought is true d!!

    Hahaha.. d picture of cool la.. where pastor find it!

  • Fong

    心情复杂；为故事会心一笑，为讲我的牧师而生气，为明天的圣经考试紧张又压力。

    • http://gtlim.com gtlim

      可是看到你们都很疼爱和维护牧师，我的心情也很好，很感动。。。

    • http://deleted 绣芩

      哈哈。。。好可爱的Fong，考试再怎么压力，都不可以紧张啊！心情若一紧张，就会把你所学的、所背的都忘得光光的。。。感到压力时，就开一开电脑，看一看以上的相片，笑一笑～～嘻嘻～～明天就带着开开心心、轻轻松松的心情考试去吧！

      • Alison

        Siew Kim, it is easy to talk, I thought I could handle it without pressure….but every time I look at the papers for the past few years, I just go blank. I have to pray to Jesus for help each time. Last night I was very confident I could get very good marks, but got a lot mistakes ……..haiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!! sigh…like Pastor said think too much….

      • http://deleted 绣芩

        本来就是要开开心心上考场 ，轻轻松松的备考嘛！这样才不会把自己背得“死去活来”的经文忘记。。。看着考卷时，带着准备“挑战”牧师的心情考，哈哈。。。有时眉头皱得好紧啊！有时又忍住笑。。。考完试了，心痛、可惜、不服。。。怎么样的复杂心情都出来了。。。那时就错一题，敲自己的头一次说：我怎么又错了，下次一定要更小心，我一定要继续不放弃的“挑战”牧师的头脑。。。哈哈哈。。。

  • 美丽的羊

    哈哈哈。。。真好笑。。但我不知道是在表达什么。。。只看到那只狗狗很可怜。

    • http://gtlim.com gtlim

      哎哟，玩笑就是玩笑，逗人开心，轻松笑笑就好，还要表达什么？不要想太多啦你。。。

  • perfectHB

    Thank you for the encouraging reply. God bless you! This is the 1st time i met Ms.XX.One of the sis greet XX warmly and intro the rest of us, and we were so sHOck to hear what XX said then.I told XX to read the Bible again,must have misundertood something somewhere.Then i stood up and left with the rest following me!!!

  • http://charlene1993@hotmail.com Teresa Ng

    Hahahaha….the picture really make me laugh..i look closely and realise Oh! poor little dog squeeze so tightly..yet the owner no feeling..suddenly a thought come to me ,why people like to talk bad about others..something wrong with the heart..IF you have seem how our pastor had to sing ,share n tell testimonies…saving souls..shouldnt said any things bad against him ..He who conceals his hatred has lying lips,and whoever spreads slander is a fool..

  • http://deleted 绣芩

    哈哈。。。这确是一张蛮有趣的相片，且让人看了忍不住开怀大笑。。。

  • Emmanuel Reuben

    call me…. i saw that puppy…..

  • http://deleted 晓薇

    牧师，那只狗好可怜喔！为什么她要把那只狗挟在哪里呢？那么那只狗不是扁掉了！