简单又有效的压力测试法 Simple and effective stress level test

看来很多人都急于来个自我压力测试,可见面对压力的人真的太平常了。。。
Looks like many are eager to take this self-examining stress level test, this just shows indeed many people are really stressed out…

好,为了确定测试达到最好果效,你们一定要逐步配合所有指示,跟着步骤,不可一下子就跳到后面的指示,因若不按指示的次序,整个测试就会宣告失败,即无果效也浪费时间。。。
所以不要急,整个测试只有四个指示,顶多一两分钟,对你又有益!
记得,越急的人,压力越大。。。

Alright, to ensure the test has its maximal effect, you must adhere to all the instructions step by step, follow every step, do not skip to the instructions behind, because once you do that without following proper order, the whole test will fail, then you will see no result and therefore waste your time …
So do not rush, the whole test has only four instructions, will only take a couple of minutes at the most, and you will benefit from it!
Remember, hasty people are the most stressed…

自我压力测试法   Self-examining stress level test

1) 首先要全神贯注,不可分心,不要分散注意力 (暂时几秒钟不要跟人讲话、接电话、听音乐、吃喝等等。。。)
First, you must fully concentrate, do not be distracted by anything ( so temporarily just for a few seconds, stop all conversations, no phone calls, no music, no food or drink etc…)

2) 以下有一张照片,从照片当中你可以探测你的压力指数是否已过高。
There is a picture below, from the picture you will be able to tell how high your stress index is.

3) 照片里有两只从海里跳出来的海豚,事实是两只海豚都一模一样,毫无分别;但根据科学与心理学家发现,如果你眼中却看到它们有一些差别,那就证明你真的正在面对一些压力!
In the picture, you will see two dolphins jumping out from the sea, the truth is the two dolphins are EXACTLY IDENTICAL; but from scientific and psychiatric findings, if your eyes tell you they have some differences, that proves you are under some sort of stress right now!

4) 如果见到的差别超过两三项,那你的压力指数真的太高了,急需拿假休息了。。。好,请移下看看那两只海豚的照片。。。
If you can see more than two or three differences, that means your stress level is really too high and you desperately need to take leave to go for some vacation…
Ok, do scroll down to take a look at the picture of the two dolphins…




看来我真的是需要拿假休息了,你呢??哈哈哈。。。
Looks like I really need to go for a vacation, what about you?? Hahaha…

  • aichen

    haha pastor… i think i 100% need to go for vacation[s] too..

  • CL

    Dear Pastor Lim,

    Very random. very random indeed.

  • IyInG

    哈哈…牧师,您还真幽默…..^^
    本来没压力的,看了照片很压力…
    因为它们的差别太多了……

  • CJ

    气死人!炸到!

  • amy

    getting more stress now…

  • Rong

    i can’t stop laughing…wahahahha

  • Cheryl

    牧师, 如果觉得这两只’海豚’毫无分别的话, 比较有压力吧… 哈哈… 幽默100%…

  • http://rambochai.com rambochai

    like this also can ah ?~

  • Fong

    又被耍了!哪有这么皮的牧师?

  • CJ

    糟了! 我压力指数到了极限..该去哪儿旅行好呢? 我喘不过气了!! 救命!!!

  • 哈哈哈。。牧师,你真的是即严肃又幽默啊!

  • 美丽的羊

    哈哈哈。。。该是舒解压力的方式吧。。。开心笑一笑。。。心情会舒畅。。。

  • aska_dan

    gee tiong, see u in Maldive island…dont forget to bring sun block.

    • davidQ

      Danny, bring my swimming trunk and float…

      • aska_dan

        ok…how abt ur ” layban” brand sun glass? we go meet david beckham thr.

  • EdmundLee

    Dolphin got Leg!~

  • http://charlene1993@hotmail.com Teresa Ng

    Haha! Very interesting picture.I see from the picture even the cow working so hard in the field can end up in the sea swimming n jumping so high in the air .How free! Ha ha must go for vacation …..best to Hawaii..Pastor..very relaxing place .Beautiful colours hawaiian shirts n pants. u will like it. Haha God bless.

  • eunice

    我能说我看到的海豚是一模一样吗?

    若我真的这么说,那不是我有压力,而是精神有问题。。

    所以,我还是无可否认说我有压力。。。是时候去旅行了,该去哪里好呢?

    • Jarvis

      去牧师家中暂住!!!

  • Essy

    Huh? This is scaring me! A dolphin and a cow. OH MAN!!!!

    Vacation pls. Coz the differences that i have spotted is way too high. -_-”"

  • Alison

    Haha….that is a good way to destress lah!

  • perfectHB

    I thought d cow had this dream?!?!?! but how can d cow dreamed something like this coz never see the dolphin b 4…..am i having stress too?

  • http://itscommonsensestupid.blogspot.com/ Ngu Soon Hui

    明明是两只鹿啊!牧师你怎么会说是马?

  • ctina

    hahaahahahaha! thank you pastor..

  • wow… gonna take leave, let’s go for vacation ^^ Holiday ~ yoohoo

  • jessie

    看來我急需要立刻放下手上的工作休息去!!!

  • http://cid-b4a88cc1c589b1d9.spaces.live.com/ ung ming

    吐血!!!

  • Jane Doe

    Now I’m stressed… Am I?? or not??? Was that a dolphin or cow?? I’m confused.. helpp!!!!!!!!!

  • kai thing

    那全世界的人的都有压力咯??!!

  • lyn

    yeap…I see obvious differences..
    1. One has legs, one doesn’t
    2. Different colour
    3. One has snout, one doesn’t
    4. One has ears, one doesn’t
    5. I can see the cow’s(?) eyes but I can’t see the dolphin’s.
    6. I’m really tired of explaining it.
    similarities:both are leaping from the water, both are animals(mammals, but not obvious) err…dunno more..

  • Emmanuel Reuben

    Yea… Thanks Pastor… I think i need to take a vacation to see that impossible thing with my on eye… Such a “Wonderful” whale….. I think that is at Sungai Batang Lupar or at Jakarta beach… let me guess, Alan kiew capture that photo…

  • Angel

    Where to get this joke Ah..? I think you guys up there including myself are normal lah.. but SINNED. (可正常思想及拥有分辨能力的人类只不过都是罪人吧了!!)Thus, it is our innate tendency to worry in one or another way… Don’t you all ? As this test shows that all human beings who know how to think & differentiate btw stuff would worried….!! Our greatest source of stress comes from trying to live our life apart from God;s (Our Lord give us rest… Matt 马太福音:11:28-30)Ha..Ha.. interesting post !

  • Yee Jin

    haha, haiz… speechless

  • Emily

    Huh…….I believe everyone is in stress now

    • Jarvis

      没压力的,看了后都精神崩溃!!!…

  • http://deleted 绣芩

    ** 佩璇的留言。。。

    牧师,我们终于考完书了,我们一共考了两个星期也!考得我们眼花聊乱,头昏脑胀,老师也变呆了,三个星期不会和我们说笑话,也变得不会笑去,我们考试老师比我们还累呢!在考试时我们也没有时间上你的部落格!现在我们终于考完了,今天才考完呢!心情也轻松多了。今天,学校有补课,所以下午才能到老师家来,我们一点就到了哩!我们又能继续上你的部落格了,好开心啊!今天看到这压力测试法,哈哈哈!牧师,我什么压力都不见了,不是头脑有问题哦!我很正常,哈哈哈!压力被我笑不见了。

    ** 思薏的留言。。。

    牧师,你知道吗?我们考试好多好多种啊!有华文 paper 1 / paper 2 ,国文 paper 1 / paper2 ,英文,数学 paper 1 / paper 2 , 科学,道德,公民,地究,Math paper 1 / paper 2 和 Sains, 你看我们做学生的压力大不大?如果我们考得不好,回到家又要被挨骂,校方还要叫家长到学校去见校长,家长回到家又再骂多一次,你说我们做学生的可怜不可怜?我的补习老师压力更大,我们考不好,他比我们还紧张,有时候还哭呢!老师被这些压力压得站不直,也喘不过气来了。有一段时间我不能写你的部落格,不但感觉很不开心,功课还退步了,还好老师想到一个方法,让我可以很放心写你的部落格的方法! 写你的部落格,看你的部落格,不必死命学书,反而心情也很快乐 功课还能进步很多。今天看到这照片,哈哈哈!牧师,原来我的压力这么大,真的要放长假了ye!

  • http://deleted 绣芩

    ** 晋慷的留言。。。

    哈~ ~ ~ ~ ~ 牧师,那只动物那里是海豚,那个是牛啦!我校到肚子很痛呀!我笑得好大声,也是最大声的,全部人都跟着我笑,所以,哈哈哈~ ~ ~ ~ ~ 全部人都给我害惨了,只有老师被吓得脸青青,快快用手 zhe 住我的嘴巴,可是我还是忍不住要笑,哈哈哈~ ~ ~ ~ ~ 很好笑啊!

    ** 诗怡的留言。。。

    哈哈牧师我们虽然被骂了可是我们还是忍不住在笑呢!哈哈哈因为我们的笑声太大声了啊!我们把睡梦中的人都吵醒了,牧师你放的相片真的很好笑耶 !那只动物是牛,哪里是海豚,如果连牛都看得很像海豚,那个人一定不是压力大,而是头脑有问题啊!哈哈哈!

    ** 晓薇的留言。。。

    哈哈哈!牧师,我看到你放的相片后都忍不住哈哈大笑呢!因为我们的笑声太大声了,所以吵醒了正在睡觉的 uncle , 因为那时才1点15分,uncle 在睡午觉呢!牧师,真的很好笑麻!那两只海豚的差别实在太大了,不管我从哪个角落看都是看到一只牛和一只海豚在相片里,哪里是一样的呢!看来我的压力指数真的很高了。牧师,你说看到有两三项差别就要请假了,那我不是要请假不用上学了!

  • pink

    。。。还好。。我没事,零压力。
    只是那只牛可真懂事, 明知要照像,还会面着镜头笑!