跳的艺术。。。 The art of jumping…

经我那么优美的一跳，很多人议论纷纷说是假跳，电脑造假等等。。。唉，真是人心比万物都诡诈！
After seeing my beautiful jump, so many controversies resulted accusing that it is fake, computer effect etc… sigh! How wicked human hearts are!

好啦，好啦！与其一天到晚妒忌我，倒不如来学学我跳的艺术！看我今天心情好，就请我几个学生来免费传授给你们几招跳的艺术吧！

Ok, ok! Rather than feeling so jealous of me the whole day, why not learn from me the art of jumping! Since I’m in a good mood today, I’ll ask my students to teach you some artistic jumping skills for free!

（1）刚开始学习时，不要一飞冲天，先学一只脚离开地面（看后面那个）。。。如果害怕想哭，像前面那位，那也很正常，要慢慢适应。。。
When you first start to learn, don’t be too ambitious and jump too high, just let one leg leave the ground first (see the guy at the back)… If you are afraid and wanna
cry like the guy in front, that’s very normal, you will adjust slowly…

(2) 你看，胜过恐惧，跳得很高，肚脐都跑出来了。。。后面那个，奇怪？怎么还是只是一只脚起来？
See, after overcoming the initial fear, you can jump very high, even exposing your belly button… but the guy at the back, strange… how come still only one leg in the air?

（3）会越练越进步，你如果像天才阿Hen那么有观察力，很会注意角度、动作等等，跟上面一张比，你会知道他们有进步：1. 肚脐和肚子露得更明显了；2. 后面的虽然右脚还是不离地，但是左脚和
双手抬得更高了！
You will improve as you practise more. If you are like Genius Hen who is so observant noticing the anlges, movements etc, and compare the photo above, you will
notice that they have improved: 1. The belly button and tummy are more obvious now; 2. and the guy at the back, though the right leg is still on the ground, the left leg
and hands are lifted higher now!

（4）有时换换同伴对你也会有帮助，你看后面那个终于进步了，跳得更高了，肚脐也跑出来了！
Sometimes it helps to have a different partner, see the guy at the back, finally he has improved, now he can jump higher and the belly button is showing too!

（5）前面那个跳得很好很自然，但他不是我的学生，他是天生的。。。但后面那个好像跳到有点变白痴了！
The guy in front can jump very well and is very natural, but he is not my student, he was born with it… but the guy behind seems to have become a bit cuckoo…

（6）但这玩意要很小心，会跳上瘾，到处乱跳！
But must be careful with this game, because you can get addicted and start jumping all over the place!

（7）不管生命危险，在火车轨道上也跳，真是儿童不宜！
No regard for safety, jumping above railway tracks even, really not suitable for children!

（8）而且会越跳越凶，越疯狂。。。你看祖的脸，跟第一张照片判若两人！
And you can become fiercer and crazier as you jump… just look at Jaydon’s face, compared with the 1st photo, like two entirely different persons!

（9）这个最疯，我强调他不是我的学生。。。这张是火车冲过来的时候拍的，过后就没有再拍了。。。
This guy is the craziest, let me emphasize, he is not my student… this picture was taken when the train was rushing towards him, after that we didn’t take any more
shots…