彬彬吃榴莲的怪原因。。。 Jonas’ weird reason for eating durian…

他叫彬彬,他有很多怪理论。。。
那天他匆匆忙忙带回来一些榴莲,就赶着去聚会了。临走前,没忘记喊一声:榴莲要留给我哦!
聚会完后回来,很开心一个人在那里吃我留给他的榴莲。。。他突然间冒出一句:你知道我为什么喜欢吃榴莲吗?

His name is Jonas, he has many weird theories…
That day he brought home some durian, then rushed off to his cell-group meeting, but not forgetting to shout out just before he left: Leave some durian for me!
Came home after the meeting, eating the durian I left for him alone happily… he suddenly asked me: Do you know why I like to eat durian?

我:为什么?
彬彬:因为我很喜欢喝吃榴莲过后的盐水。
我:那不会干脆直接泡盐水来喝,何必等吃榴莲过后!
彬彬:我妈妈不肯。
我:。。。。。。。。

(好一个奇怪的家庭。。。。。)

Me: Why?
Jonas: Because I love to drink the salt water after eating durian.
Me: Then why don’t you just mix some salt water to drink directly, there is no need to eat durian first!
Joans: My mother doesn’t allow that.
Me:……………..

(What a weird family…………..)