很调皮又好笑的。。。 Something very naughty and funny…

I came back from Singapore and turned on my computer to check mail, and found the article below sent to me by someone, it’s actually quite funny, but hope no one is offended…
今天从新加坡回来,打开电脑看信箱,发现某人寄给我以下这文章,蛮好笑的,但希望没有人看了很不满。。。

Hello All,

I know most of you are dog lovers and will help if you can… Our neighbour has lost her Chihuahua puppy and is desperate to find him.

Yesterday, she was sitting on the couch watching TV and realized he was gone! She called out to him and he never responded… She then noticed the back door was open and thought the puppy must have run outside…

She has been putting up signs everywhere in an effort to have him returned… If you found the puppy anywhere, please do inform the pitiful lady…

Thanks for your help!

大家好,

我知道你们多数都爱小狗,所以若许可一定拔刀相助。。。我们隔壁家刚掉了一只小狗狗,正在很迫切寻找它。。。

昨天她坐在沙发上看电视后就发现小狗狗失踪了!她大声呼叫小狗狗也没回应。。。然后她发现后门开着,就想可能狗狗跑出去了。。。

她现在到处张贴广告希望能把可爱的狗狗找回来。。。你们若有看到小狗狗,请通知可怜的女主人一下。。。

谢谢大家的帮忙!