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總決賽名單公佈! Announcement of Finalists!

非常抱歉,让大家久等了,因最近金豹步步追踪最新消息,搞到金豹疲惫不堪,身体欠佳。。。
看金豹下面憔悴倦容,你就明白了。。。
Thousand apologies for keeping all of you to wait so long, but it is due to Golden Leopard unceasing pursuit to get you the latest news till Leopard became physically exhausted and unwell…
You would understand when you see Leopard’s weary and haggard look below…

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但无论如何,很专业的金豹再病再累也要把最新的消息报告给忠心鸡婆的你们,所以哒啦!总决赛名单公布啦!第一位进入总决赛者当然是众望所归,妈妈听了代唱歌手所唱版本,大赞不已,但听了原著自己唱却默默无语的:

张秀月的“仰望祢”。。。但金豹应该会逼她改歌名,please啦!这种歌名随便拿石头就丢到一个,就好像名字叫John或Mary一样。。。单单我们这几个人的比赛都出现两首歌名叫“仰望祢”!所以基本上她歌名创意分数拿零分。。。

But no matter what, being very professional, even if he is sick or tired, Golden Leopard insists on reporting the latest news to all the faithful kepoes (busy-bodies), so tada! Here is the list of the finalists!
The first to enter the Grand Final is of course the all-time favourite, the one whose mother praised to the heavens the version the representing singer was singing but refused to comment when the original writer sang her own version:

Dorcas SG’s “I Look Unto You”… but most likely Leopard would force her to change the title of her song, please ok! Pick a stone to simply throw and you can hit this kind of title anytime, just like the name John and Mary… just within our own competition entries, there are already two songs called “I Look Unto You”! So she scored basically zero for creativity for song title…

上图:原著:张秀月(妈妈不要听她的版本),下图:代唱歌手:玉环
Top: Song-writer, Dorcas SG (mother didn’t want to listen to her version); bottom: Christine, representing singer.

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第二位:李玮妮(代唱:尸体飞恐)
两人的对唱造成轰动,也惹出暧昧绯闻的“祢在哪里。我在这里”,仿佛抄袭罗密欧和朱丽叶的对白。。。而且代唱歌手尸体飞恐Steve一鸣惊人,让大家认为原本demo版代唱的大泥鳅DannyQ可以留在中东无名沙漠晒到变咸鱼了,如风砂被吹,歌声被人遗忘。。。

2nd finalist: WeiNi (Representing singer: Steve Kong)
Their duet of “Where Art Thou. Here Am I”, likely to have copied Romeo and Juliet’s line, caused much stir and created some romantic rumour between them… and the representing singer Steve Kong is really “a rooster that frightens everyone with its first crow” (meaning very impressive), and everyone feels the original representing singer who sang in the demo version, Danny Q can just stay on in some obscure desert in the Middle East, like sand blown by the wind, his voice forgotten by people…

图示:为你和史提非,新版朱丽叶和罗密欧
Picture shows: WeiNi and Steve, new version Juliet and Romeo

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第三位:大家已经知道的甜丝丝姐(代唱:忠卫)
原著田丝姐有翻版S.H.E Selina 和翻版蔡依林之称。虽然代唱忠卫也如同尸体飞给人一种一鸣惊人的感觉,但遗憾的是在总决赛,不会再看到他唱这首歌,因为甜丝姐坚持要自己唱,她认为没有人能比她唱得更好。当初没自己唱是刚好出门,逼不得已,本来还要用录影片段比赛!自信心惊人!

The 3rd: This you all knew already, Stephanie Thian (Representing singer: Zhong Wei)
The writer Stephanie has such nicknames like the copy of S.H.E Selina and Jolene Tsai Yi Lin. Though the representing singer Zhong Wei gave people the same feeling as Steve like the frightening first crow of the rooster, regrettably we will not be hearing him sing this song again in the Final because Stephanie insists on singing this song herself, she thinks no one can sing it better than herself. She did not sing in the preliminary round because she had no choice as she was travelling then, in fact she wanted to submit her singing in video to compete then, you can see how threatening her confidence is!

图示:甜丝丝姐田思洁和初赛代唱歌手忠卫
Picture shows: Stephanie and Zhong Wei, the representing singer in the preliminary round

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第四位:王保安。
这个啊。。。也有点争论性啰,他认为他是属于红哥和蓝包那一类,因为太强而被威胁退赛的。。。你们说呢。。。?
The 4th: OPA.
Well, this one… kind of controversial too as he thinks he should be in the category as David Koh and Rambo to be threatened to withdraw from the competition for being too strong a contestant…what do you say…?

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第五位:也是你们知道的,边缘者最后挤进来的大屁虾。这个就似模似样,很会装艺人形象,事实上跳舞更厉害。你看他那么有型的头发,怎样动都不会乱,但他坚称那晚他的头发根本没吹,也没做造型过!一切都是自然的他说,我相信啰。。。

The 5th: This one you all know too as he was one of the borderline contestants to finally squeeze into the final, David Sia.
As for him, well, he has the style, very good at makinghimself look like a celebrity. In actual fact, he can dance much better. Look at how nicely styled his hair was and it did not get out of place no matter how he moved, but he insisted he did not style his hair at all that night! It was all natural he said… Well, I believe him….

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报告了五位,大概都是大家知道一定在决赛里的,接下来的就比较是按你们的猜测和认为,是否会出现在总决赛的参赛者了。。。金豹现在也累了,待会再继续报导吧。。。。

After announcing the five whom most of you would somehow know are surely in the final, now the remaining ones will be those whom you yourselves think or guess should be i the final…
But Leopard is kind of tired now, we shall continue later…

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高偉宏退賽真相! Truth behind David Koh’s withdrawal from Final!

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经过记者这几天努力奔波调查。。。整件事终于水落石出,真相大白!
高伟宏原来真的没有进入决赛,但不是因为表现不好,而是太好!结果主办单位要求他让位给后辈,找他洽谈,他最终谦卑让贤,只是最后谈妥的数目不便透露。。。
但所属消息完全正确,记者也取得以下重要证据,红哥的简讯回复!

After our hard work and hectic pursuit these few days… the water has finally recede and the rock appeared (Chinese idiom), we now know the real truth behind the whole incident!
It is indeed true David Koh is not in the Grand Final, but not because he did badly, rather too well! Consequently the organizers had to approach him to negotiate and ask him to give the juniors a chance. He finally humbly agreed to be gracious, only we cannot reveal the actual amount agreed upon in the end…
But all this information is genuine and true, our reporter has also obtained the following solid evidence, Koh’s whatsapp reply!

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但现在有另一谜底需要揭开,因为另一位退出决赛选手并非之前谣传的恨你脏志恒!恨你脏被联络时还抛下狠话说“决赛见!谁怕谁?”
那另外一位退赛的到底是谁?正在猜测怀疑当儿,记者又收到这封神秘简讯。。。这个人和红哥收到一模一样的被要求退赛简讯!这又到底是谁呢?

But now we need to unveil yet another mystery as the other finalist who withdrew has been found to be not Henry Chong at all! In fact Hen even threw strong words at us and said,”See you in the final! You think I’m scared meh?”
Then who is the other one who withdrew? Just when we were guessing and wondering, we received this yet another mysterious text message… this person received exactly the same request-to-withdraw message as David Koh! And who is this again?

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经过一番追踪和调查,我们也终于证实另一位被要求退赛者原来是。。。。
蓝包!!!

After some pursuit and investigation, we have finally confirmed the other finalist being requested to withdraw is…
Rambo!!!

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现在答案都有了,大决赛只有15位参赛者,那这15位蒙福儿又是谁呢?
金豹稍后自会有报导。。。

And now we have all the answers, there will only be 15 contestants in the Grand Final, but who are these Blessed 15?
The Golden Leopard shall report on this next…

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大熱門高偉宏沒進入決賽??? Hot favourite David Koh not in the final???

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可靠消息称,大热门“琴与炉”的作者高大团长,被亲切称为“红哥”的高伟宏,,少年人最爱最支持的高大团长,没有进入决赛!!!
这消息可靠吗?据说他是被迫退赛的其中一名!被迫退赛的原因很简单,怕他太红,威胁了主办单位幕后老板的地位!
这幕后老板又是谁,抱歉这不方便透露。。。

Reliable sources say the hot favourite, writer of “The harp and the censer” mighty leader Koh, dearly called Brother Red, the most loved and supported leader of the youths is not in the final!!!
Is this information reliable? According to the source, he is Koh is said to be one of the two forced to withdraw from the competition! The reason is simple, for fear that he might become too “red” (popular) thus threatening the position of the boss behind this competition!
As for who this boss behind the scene is, sorry it is not convenient to reveal…

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记者有企图联络红哥要证实此惊人消息,但他手机没开,他两个女儿高宁和高静也拒绝回答任何问题。。。
我们怀疑很可能他伤心过度避谈此事,或者被下令封口!

Our reporter attempted to contact Brother Red to confirm this shocking news but his mobile phone is not on and both his daughters, Laetitia and Trixie refused to answer any question too…
We suspect he must be devastated by this and avoid talking about this topic or he has been ordered to shut his mouth!

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另,也有消息指,另一名被迫退赛的准决赛选手是志恒,外号“恨你脏”,原因是他长得太像周星驰和林志颖的混合体,若他进入决赛会模糊焦点!
但记者不敢联络恨你脏,因他不喜欢接电话,怕被他骂。。。我们会从他女儿绿卡那边探听消息~

Besides, there is another news saying the other confirmed finalist being forced to withdraw is Henry Chong, nicknamed iGeek, reason being he really resembles the mix of Stephen Chow and Jeremy Lin Zhi Ying, if he is in, he will become a major distraction of the competition!
Our reporter dared not call him for fear that we might get scolded as he does not like to answer calls… but we will try to extract information from his daughter, Ricca~

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这次比赛真是一波未平一波又起,太多流言和假设。。。
或者难道赛事未比赛已有结果?
难道写“我们唱得很大声”的那个”饥民“是内定冠军?

This competition really suffers onslaught after onslaught, so many rumours and assumptions…
Or perhaps the competition results are already know before the competition even starts?
Or may be they have already fixed the guy who wrote “We sing loud”, Skinny Meng as the champion?

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这一大堆负面消息会不会影响收视率?少年人会不会全体杯葛这场大决赛?
一连续突发事件让主办单位措手不及,还是他们一手促成???
放心,我们会步步追踪,一有最新消息就会毫无保留报给大家听!
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Would all these negative news affect the rating of the programme? Would the youths boycott the final altogether?
This series of sudden incidences have taken the organizers by surprise or did they mastermind all this themselves???
Do not worry, we would pursue every clue and evidence, when we have the information, we will report unreservedly to you all!
Please stay logged into www.gtlim.com, the most reliable source comes from here, do not listen to other unsubstantiated news or sources!