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三个例外人在跳,还有一个在哪里? 3 Remnant members jumping, where was the other one?

再看看以下的照片,例外人团员明明有四位,你如果注意的话,这些照片中只有三位在跳,另外一位在哪里?没有跳的是哪一位?

我知道你们一定会自以为很聪明,马上很简单的回答说:他负责拍照啦!。。。是吗?那为什么不一下子拍三个人?而是每次只有两个人在照片当中?

我说,看起来是照片中的人轮流互拍,所以才一次只拍两个人;若果是这样,那第四位例外人到底在哪里?他在做什么?

留些评语看你猜得对吗。。。

Look at the photos below again, we know there are four Remnant members, but if you look closely, you would notice only three were doing the jumping act, where was the other one? And who is the missing one?

I know you all will think yourselves very clever by answering hastily and simply saying “he was taking the photos for them, what else?”… Really? Then why didn’t he take all three at one go instead of just having two persons in each photo each time?

I say, it looks like the people in the photos took turns to take the photos, that is why you only see two persons each time; if that is the case, then where was the 4th Remnant? What was he doing?

Leave some comments to see whether you can guess right…

这两个是谁?Who are these two?

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同样的两个人。。。The same two guys again…

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第三位也出现了!  The 3rd guy appeared!

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祖仿佛越跳越凶,有跳上瘾之嫌。。。在火车轨道上乱跳,不良示范,小孩莫学习!
Jaydon seems to be getting fiercer and more aggresive, I suspect he is getting addicted to the jumping game…
Jumping like crazy on railway track, very bad demonstartion, children must not imitate!

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那第四位呢?他在哪里?他为什么没跳?他在做什么?(答案不是他在拍照!)
Then where was the 4th guy? Why didn’t he join in the jump? What was he doing?
( The answer is not he was taking the pictures! )

田圣他没跳,因为。。。 Daniel was not jumping because…

对啦,四个例外人当中其中没有跳的是田圣,答案太清楚了!
Ya, you all are right, of the four Remnant, the only one who was not jumping was Daniel, so very obvious!

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但至于他为什么没跳?你们多数的答案也几乎都很准确,可见你们对我们这“神秘”酷帅的底细也挺清楚的。。。
其实两次都如阿保所说的,田圣正在逃避欧洲强烈的阳光。。。
But as to why he did not join in the jumping fun, most of your answers are rather accurate too, so it seems you all do quite know the background of our “mysterious” Mr. Cool…
Actually both times were as Rambo had said, Daniel was escaping from the scorching European sun…

第一次的地点是葡萄牙海边,他老早就快步走到海边躲在岩石下。。。
The first time was at the seaside in Portugal, he walked very quickly to the beach and hid under some rock…

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第二次是在瑞士上山观光的小火车站。。。
The second time was at the little train station where the train takes you up the hill for a tour…
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但你们猜的有一些原因也蛮正确的。。。比如。。。
But some of your answers are quite true too… For example…

(1) eunice says: 他懒得开口,也许也是懒得跳咯。。。不然,就是觉得很无聊。。。
( He is lazy to open his mouth, so perhaps lazy to jump as well… or he thought it was very silly… )
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(2) 翠微 says: 田圣哈?他站边看热闹咯。他那么酷,那里会作这样释放的动作呢。。。
( Daniel? Standing at the side to watch all the excitement. He is so cool, he surely wouldn’t do such a wild act…)
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(3) Alison says: I agree with what Chui Wei had said, Daniel just stood on one side and watched with a tiny bit of smile on his ‘Cool” face…
(我赞成翠微说的,田圣就只站在一边观看,酷酷的脸上带着一丝笑容。。。)
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(4) Shirley Ngu(吴太) says: 我猜。。。田圣是懒得拍照,这动作他不想拍,又或是他在很专注的思考,或是在发呆。。呵呵~~
( I guess… Daniel was too lazy to take picture, or he was not keen on such action, or he was in deep thought or was simply day-dreaming…)
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(5) sarah says: …I think may be he is too shy to jump le…^^
(。。。我想他是太害羞不敢跳吧。。。^^)
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(6) ESTHER CHIANG says: 我猜“田聖”想其師“林牧師”都沒跳像他們那個樣子,那他干嘛跳。。。
( I guess Daniel thought, his master Pastor Lim was not jumping like them, then why should he…)
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(7) chung yi says: 他在找最適合他的場景,但找不到有一絲絲朦朧美的畫面符合他的形象。
( He was looking for a more suitable scenery but could not find one enchantingly beautiful place to suit his image.)
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(8)最不可能的原因是这个/ The most unlikely reason is this:chiew fung says: He sings lah…. (他在唱歌。。。)
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(9) 其实还有一个原因,记得这张照片吗,火车冲过来的时候拍的?
Actually there was one more reason, remember this photo that was taken when the train was coming right towards the target?

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。。。当时田圣负责收拾残局。。。(有注意到他抱着的黑袋吗?)
…at that time, Daniel was in charge of cleaning up the mess…
(You noticed the black plastic bag he was holding?)
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跳的艺术。。。 The art of jumping…

经我那么优美的一跳,很多人议论纷纷说是假跳,电脑造假等等。。。唉,真是人心比万物都诡诈!
After seeing my beautiful jump, so many controversies resulted accusing that it is fake, computer effect etc… sigh! How wicked human hearts are!

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好啦,好啦!与其一天到晚妒忌我,倒不如来学学我跳的艺术!看我今天心情好,就请我几个学生来免费传授给你们几招跳的艺术吧!

Ok, ok! Rather than feeling so jealous of me the whole day, why not learn from me the art of jumping! Since I’m in a good mood today, I’ll ask my students to teach you some artistic jumping skills for free!

(1)刚开始学习时,不要一飞冲天,先学一只脚离开地面(看后面那个)。。。如果害怕想哭,像前面那位,那也很正常,要慢慢适应。。。
When you first start to learn, don’t be too ambitious and jump too high, just let one leg leave the ground first (see the guy at the back)… If you are afraid and wanna
cry like the guy in front, that’s very normal, you will adjust slowly…

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(2) 你看,胜过恐惧,跳得很高,肚脐都跑出来了。。。后面那个,奇怪?怎么还是只是一只脚起来?
See, after overcoming the initial fear, you can jump very high, even exposing your belly button… but the guy at the back, strange… how come still only one leg in the air?

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(3)会越练越进步,你如果像天才阿Hen那么有观察力,很会注意角度、动作等等,跟上面一张比,你会知道他们有进步:1. 肚脐和肚子露得更明显了;2. 后面的虽然右脚还是不离地,但是左脚和
双手抬得更高了!
You will improve as you practise more. If you are like Genius Hen who is so observant noticing the anlges, movements etc, and compare the photo above, you will
notice that they have improved: 1. The belly button and tummy are more obvious now; 2. and the guy at the back, though the right leg is still on the ground, the left leg
and hands are lifted higher now!

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(4)有时换换同伴对你也会有帮助,你看后面那个终于进步了,跳得更高了,肚脐也跑出来了!
Sometimes it helps to have a different partner, see the guy at the back, finally he has improved, now he can jump higher and the belly button is showing too!

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(5)前面那个跳得很好很自然,但他不是我的学生,他是天生的。。。但后面那个好像跳到有点变白痴了!
The guy in front can jump very well and is very natural, but he is not my student, he was born with it… but the guy behind seems to have become a bit cuckoo…

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(6)但这玩意要很小心,会跳上瘾,到处乱跳!
But must be careful with this game, because you can get addicted and start jumping all over the place!

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(7)不管生命危险,在火车轨道上也跳,真是儿童不宜!
No regard for safety, jumping above railway tracks even, really not suitable for children!

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(8)而且会越跳越凶,越疯狂。。。你看祖的脸,跟第一张照片判若两人!
And you can become fiercer and crazier as you jump… just look at Jaydon’s face, compared with the 1st photo, like two entirely different persons!

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(9)这个最疯,我强调他不是我的学生。。。这张是火车冲过来的时候拍的,过后就没有再拍了。。。
This guy is the craziest, let me emphasize, he is not my student… this picture was taken when the train was rushing towards him, after that we didn’t take any more
shots…

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