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阿文得意门生到底会是谁呢? Who could that favourite disciple of Ah Boon be?

师傅阿文。。。
The Master, Ah Boon…

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到底谁才是阿文的得意门生呢?告诉你,连阿文自己都不晓得!因这人是暗暗偷练的。。。
但仰慕阿文的人这么多,要这样胡乱猜测实在不容易。。。好吧,就好心给你们一些“贴士”,从以下人选中选出一位吧。。。

Now who could that favourite disciple of Ah Boon be? I tell you, even Ah Boon doesn’t know! Because this person practised in secret quietly…
But so many people admire Ah Boon, to just wildly guess is not easy… ok, I’ll be kind and offer some “tips” for you, choose from one of these people below…

会是你们认为的祖吗?或他旁边那位有胡须的?看,他们好像正在练习耶。。。
Could it be Jaydon as you presumed? Or the bearded one next to him? Looks like they were practising here…

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这位是谁啊?哦,我们的大雄。。。好像已经成功入眠了。。。
And who is that? Oh, our Nobita… looks like he has already successfully fallen asleep…

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或以食量闻名的“爱得闻”(Edwin)。。。或者他旁边的老实仔“崩泥”(Benny)。。。
Or is it Edwin who is famous for his appetite… or the lau-sit-kiah (honest-looking guy) next to him, Benny…

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还有腋伟。。。?
And Ketiak Wei…?

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“很不爽“的阿兵。。。?
The beh-song (annoyed) Ah Vin…?

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周星恆。。。?
Stephen Henry Chow…?

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我们很害怕的高尊?
Or the much-feared David Koh Zun?10832_1162464218144_1124005201_30417307_866968_n

还有新秀,“喂了虫” (Willard Chong)。。。
Our rising new star, Willard Chong…

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和他好友“猪狸鹅死” (Julius)。。。?
And his best friend, Julius…?

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所以你们开始选吧。。。。So you can start choosing now…

好吧,告诉你们阿文最擅长的是。。。 Alright, I’ll tell you now, Ah Boon is best at…

首先我要先谢谢阿文帮我网站创下两项新记录:
1)从这一次我的网站”复活”以来,我网站每天的点击次数似乎冲不破9月30号持守的1163最高记录,接下来整个礼拜都无法突破,一直到阿文的文章出现,终于在10月7号创下新高1195点击次数!

2)留言回应次数最高!我所有文章的留言回应排名:第一:“想知道阿文最擅长什么了吗?”(62回应);第二:“阿文最擅长什么” (49回应);排第三的“你们三个马上给我减肥”也只不过是32回    应。。。所以你说阿文人气高不高?不知毅伟能打倒他吗?或是你们建议我写关于谁。。。?

当我欢迎大家给意见和提供资料有关阿文最擅长什么时,大家都很乐意,毫不吝啬的分享。。。可是讲来讲去,好像那些都是蛮平常的东西,很多人都会,没有什么好传授,或传授了也对别人没什么好处。。。如:搭顺风车啦、很会算啦、跳舞还可以啦、当然还有最多最多人提到的很啰唆啦。。。

所谓阿文最擅长的,若要“配得”在这里被刊登,一定是要能造就人群,对大家很有帮助的吧?。。。当然也要有一些独特,而且是我们不太会的东西。。。这才能称得上是“擅长”啊。。。

好,依我所见,我认为阿文最擅长使用非常有限的空间,来制造最享受的姿势。。。这样讲很抽象,我用图片说明你们就明白了!相信你们也会心服口服!

当你非常累,没有床好睡,只有一个小小的沙发好坐时,你要怎样达到最高境界的休息法?请看以下图片,让阿文教教你们他最擅长的吧。。。

Firstly, I would like to say thank you to Ah Boon for setting two new records for my website:
1) From the moment my website was being “revived” this time till now, the number of daily views seemed not being able to break the Sept 30th record of 1163, for the next whole week the record was not broken until my writing on Ah Boon was published on Oct 7th, a new record of 1195 was set!
2) The highest responses/comments to any of my postings! The ranking of my various writings based on number of responses/comments: 1st: “Are you ready to know what Ah Boon is best at?” (62 responses); 2nd: ” What is Ah Boon best at? ” (49 responses); and 3rd place ” I want you three to lose weight immediately ” only 32 responses… So how can you say Ah Boon isn’t popular? I wonder whether Yi Wei can beat him? Or who do you guys suggest that I should write about next…?

When I opened it up to all of you to write in and offer opinions and information on what Ah Boon is best at, all of you were really willing and very unselfish in sharing… But from all your comments, those things are basically rather common things most people are capable of, not much to teach others; or even if taught, they wouldn’t bring much benefit to people… For eg. taking a free ride, calculative, dancing, and of course the most votes of all – very “luo-suo” ( naggy )…

When I said Ah Boon’s best ability, in order for it to deserve the privilege to be posted here, it must bring benefit to mankind or be helpful to all, don’t you think?… And of course it has to be rather unique, and something that most of us are not capable of… This then can be considered a special skill…

Alright! From my own observation, I feel that Ah Boon is best at maximizing a very limited space to create a most relaxing position… This sounds rather abstract, you will understand better with my picture illustrations! And I’m sure you will be convinced too!

When you are very tired, no bed to sleep in, and all you have is a tiny sofa to sit in, how are you going to achieve the highest level of rest? Look at the following pictures and let Ah Boon teach you what he is best at…

P9010960看!只有一张小沙发,我却能够这么安详和舒服的躺卧,请看下去,我有几个姿势免费传授给你们。。。    Look! With just only one tiny sofa, I can still lie down so peacefully and comfortably. Please continue to scroll down, I have a few picture illustrations of various positions to impart to you free of charge…

P9010974这一招我叫“睡美人”:左手当枕头,右手插入口袋就不会掉下来,伸展脚毛繁密修长的脚。。。    This position is called “Sleeping Beauty”:  Left hand be the pillow, right hand in the pocket to avoid slipping down, stretch out your hairy long legs…

P9010979我也有讲话累了,闭嘴不讲话的时候。。。    I do have moment when I grow weary from talking and shut my mouth…

P9010969这招叫“可爱企鹅”: 如果刚才的姿势不适合你,你也可选择双手伸展如企鹅一样、把脚毛繁密的修长双脚缩起。。。    This position is called “Cute Penguin”: If the previous position does not suit you, then you can extend your hands like a penguin, then withdraw your hairy long legs…

P9010952如果有一点热,可以把衣服稍微拉上一点,让风吹进来;舌头吐出来,让热气出来。。。    If it is a bit warm, then pull up your shirt a little to allow the wind to blow in and stick out your tongue to release hot breath…

P9010955有些姿势难免不太雅观,但我们的重点是自己舒服就好,不要太在乎别人的眼光和评语!    Certain position no doubt can be a little unsightly, but our main point is self-comfort, so don’t be bothered with others’ perception and criticism!

P9010949颠倒躺也可以。    You can also lie upside down.

P9010937如果各姿势还是无法入睡,记得用中指轻按左额。    If you still can’t sleep after trying various positions, remember to gently press your left forehead with your middle finger.

P9010965喂!我罗哩罗唆了那么多,你们到底有没有在听啊?有没有学到东西??    Hey, I have been babbling on for so long, are you listening at all? Are you learning anything??

P9010980告诉你,我这个课程是很吃香哦! 你看,三个 suku-kiah(傻仔)很认真的在跟我学习。。。    I tell you, my lessons are highly popular! Look, 3 silly boys are learning so seriuosly from me…