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高分贝拔刀相助。。。 High DB Koh giving a helping hand…

虽然我不是那么会唱歌,但因为出了十多张唱片,所以很多人就常叫我教他们唱歌。。。事实上,我哪会教人唱歌啊?
这次承蒙我集音乐才华、创作、表演、美貌等等于一身的伟大少团团长,高分贝高尊大人的帮忙,这些要学唱歌的人终于如愿以偿了!
Though I do not really sing that well, due to the fact that I have released ten or so albums, many people tend to ask me to teach them how to sing… the truth is, how would I know how to teach people to sing? But this time, with the help of my mighty Youth leader, Mr. High DB Geoff David Koh who has musical talents, composing and performing skills and beauty all rolled into one, many people’s dreams of learning how to sing will come true!

学唱歌是一个艰难过程,费时、费力、费精神,但高大团长却非常大方的愿意传授给大家正确歌唱技巧,还愿意让这艰难课程给拍下供你们在家方便参考与自己练习。。。
It is no easy feat to learn how to sing, it demands your time, energy and concentration, but our Mighty Youth leader is so willing to impart to you the right singing technique, and so willing to let this tough lesson be recorded for your easy reference and practice at home yourselves…

所以大家预备好没有?
So are you all ready?

首先要知道,唱歌嘴形最重要!嘴形对,声音才会出来,字正腔圆。。。所以请注意我的嘴形!
First, you must understand, to sing well, the shape of your mouth is most important! With the right shape of your mouth, then your voice can come out with perfect tone and diction…
So please watch the shape of my mouth!

来唱个 “Ahhh…”
Let’s sing an “Ahhh…”

现在 “Ohh…”
Now “Ohh…”

接下来 “Uuu…”
Next “Uuu…”

很好,最后来个 “Eee…”
Very good, finally give me an “Eee…”

大功告成!你们那么认真学,再累也开心。。。
Great achievement! As you are learning so seriously, I feel very happy even if it is very exhausting…

哈哈哈!高大团长,请不要生气我们拿你来消费哦。。。哪,下面这张你真的很帅內,头发很好看,哈哈。。。
Hahaha! Dear Mr. Mighty David, please don’t be mad at us for the fun… Here, look, below is a very handsome photo of yours indeed, very nice hairstyle, haha…

如果有一天。。。 If one day…

如果有一天什么?。。。没啦,总是被邀请,盛情难拒。。。
If one day what?… nothing really, just always being invited, hard to refuse…

常常从这样。。。
Always from such…

变成这样。。。
Becomes such…

还有这个。。。
And this…

无法控制。。。
Irresistible…

又很内疚。。。
But feeling very guilty…

却又非常享受。。。
But so enjoyable…

最后会不会,早知如此,何必当初。。。
In the end, will I be so full of regrets and cry why why why…

我真的太瘦了吗? Am I really too skinny?

你们个个都在说我变得太瘦了。。。真的吗?怎么会变瘦呢?我又不会魔术!
You guys are all saying I have become too skinny… is that true? How did I suddenly transform? I don’t know magic!

其实我每天都有吃,而且温哥华的朋友都招待大鱼大肉,怎么有可能瘦呢?
Actually I do eat everyday, and my Vancouver friends all treated me to big and sumptuous meals, so how can I be skinny?

我想是衣服给你们的错觉吧?
I think it must be the wrong impression my clothing has given you?

或者是相机太好了,会使人拍出来变瘦?又或者是时差影响我的睡眠所致?
Or may be my camera is too good making people look thin? Or due to my disrupted sleep caused by jet-lag?

但瘦或不瘦,健康就好,不是吗?反正我也没那么在乎我的身材,哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!!!
But skinny or otherwise, it’s ok as long as you are healthy, right? And afterall I don’t really care about my size and weight, hahahahahahaha!!!

啊~再过几天我回来时就真相大白了。。。
Ahh~ the truth shall be known in a few more days when I come back…