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Angel 对我一见钟情! Angel fell in love with me at first sight!

今天到 Angel 家拜访,让我很意外,从没想过漂亮的她会对我一见钟情!
Visited Angel’s house today, I was very surprised, never thought such a pretty girl would fall in love with me at first sight!

是不是这件我刚买的衣服真的很适合我?她。。。还情不自禁的亲了我一下!让在场的人都很讶异!
Could it be that this newly bought shirt indeed suits me so well? She… even lost control and gave me a kiss which surprised everyone there!

如果你是我,你会如何反应?至于我,当然是感到很骄傲和高兴!
If you were me, how would you have reacted? As for me, of course I felt very proud and happy!

其实起初她看到我走进来时,她是有点害羞。。。可是再多看几眼,她就爱上我了,所以才会亲了我一下。。。
你们不相信啊?过程都被拍下来了!
好吧,给你们看相片吧!
Actually she was kind of shy when I walked in… but as she took a few more looks at me, she fell in love with me immediately, that is why she kissed me…
You don’t believe? The whole process was being photographed!
Alright, I’ll show you the photos now…

这就是 Angel,你看她是不是很漂亮?而且有点羞涩的表情。。。
This is Angel, isn’t she pretty? And she does look a little shy…

然后她又多看我几眼。。。
Then she took a few more looks at me…

我走过去坐在她身边,她就亲我了。。。
I went to sit beside her and she kissed me…

呃。。。你们以为我在讲谁啊?这是我冠霖姐的猫,她真的名叫 Angel。。。
Err… who did you think I was talking about? This is my sister, June’s (Guan Lin) cat and her name is really Angel…

时差啊,时差! Jet-lag, oh jet-lag!

时差啊时差,你让我日夜颠倒,该睡的时候不睡,不该睡的时候又想睡。。。
Jet-lag oh jet-lag, you turn my night and day upside down, keep me awake when I should be sleeping but ask me to sleep when I am not supposed to be sleeping…

时差啊时差,你让我睡到下午三点起来,以为午餐已准备好,哪知该准备午餐的人还在她房间睡觉。我敲门叫醒她时,只听到她说:爱死!现在几点了?
Jet-lag oh jet-lag, you cause me to sleep till 3pm in the afternoon thinking lunch is already, not knowing the person supposed to be preparing lunch still sleeping in her room. When I knock on her door to wake her up, only to hear her say: oh my goodness! What time is it now?

时差啊时差,你让那些“瘦身狂”诬赖我“假装”迟醒为了不吃东西。。。
Jet-lag oh jet-lag, you allow those “obsessive weight-losers” accuse me of getting up late on purpose so I do not have to eat…

时差啊时差,你让我礼拜六晚上翻来覆去,几乎凌晨四点了还睡不着,脑子一直焦虑早上又要早醒因有两堂主日聚会要分享;好不容易睡着了,两三个小时后又突然醒来就再也睡不着了。。。
Jet-lag oh jet-lag, you cause me not to toss and turn on Saturday night till almost 4am and yet wide awake, thinking all the time that I have to share in two services in the morning; and when I finally fall asleep, I wake up about two or three hours later again suddenly and cannot get back to sleep again after that…

时差啊时差,不管怎样,我依然靠着神的力量,在台上精力充沛的分享完两堂的诗歌见证。。。
Jet-lag oh jet-lag, no matter what, I will still depend on the strength of God to sing and share energetically for two services…

时差啊时差,再怎么样,很多灵魂还是得救了。。。
Jet-lag oh jet-lag, no matter what, many souls are saved…

时差啊时差,你让我更明白什么叫超自然的力量。。。
Jet-lag oh jet-lag, you help me understand more the meaning of supernatural strength…

所以时差啊时差,还是谢谢你啦!
So jet-lag oh jet-lag, I still want to say thanks to you!