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報告最後三名決賽選手 Announcing the final three finalists

首先报告一下,恨你脏坚持不退赛,他说:“我绝不向恶势力恶言毁谤低头,我的歌写的好我知道,听众也听得出来。。。”,果然非常有信心,那也表示就只剩下三个选手名字要透露了。

为了再加强评审折腾组没偏袒他,恨你继续说:“折腾偏袒我?才怪!我们因两年前的事件过后已没私底下联络和谈话了!”相信他所指的是两年前筹备献殿典礼的录影和音乐时与折腾的冲突,可见他还对这件事耿耿于怀。唉~ 过去的就让它过去吧,金豹说过去的不要再挖出来讲,我们也不知道是真是假。。。

First we need to announce, Henry Chong is determined not to withdraw, he said,”I will not bow down to slanderous and malicious words against me from destructive parties, I write good songs and I know it, the audience can tell too…”. Very confident indeed! That also means we only have three more finalists to announce.

To emphasize his point that Jaydon Joo would not be biassed to his benefit, Hen continued to say, “Jaydon siding me? What a joke! Since the incident two years ago we have not privately contacted or talked to each other!” We believe he was referring to two years ago when he had a conflict with Jaydon while the two prepared for the Chapel-opening video and music, obviously that incident still bothers him. Sigh~ let bygone be bygone, Leopard says do not dig out the past again, and we do not know how real that is as well…

恨你和折腾关系决裂??
Breakdown in Henry and Jaydon’s relationship??PhotoShake(1)

好,现在报告。。。
第十三位:猪狸。虽然当晚她的吉他手显然没练好,屡出状况(也不知道是不是故意),但是评审还是听得出是一首好歌,所以吉他手要猪狸掉进陷阱的计划失败。(很抱歉金豹不能透露吉他手是谁,如果那晚你们自己没来,没看见红歌帮忙弹吉他,就不能怪金豹不告诉你)

Ok, now announcing…
The 13th finalist: Julie. Even though that night obviously the guitarist did not practise well and resulted in a few awkward situations (not sure whether it was deliberate), the judges could still tell it was a good song, so the guitarist’s scheme to trap Julie failed. (Sorry Leopard cannot reveal who the guitarist was, if you did not come and see for yourself David Koh playing for her that night, you cannot blame Leopard for not telling)

图示:猪狸和吉他手红歌。
Picture shows Julie and guitarist David Koh.
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第十四位:阿兵妻,家儿。虽然当晚情到深处唱得极有感触,泪如雨下无法继续顺畅演唱,为公平起见,评审还是回家多听几次而做了决定,所以不是同情分。

The 14th finalist: Alvin’s wife, Karyee. Though she sang with great emotions that night till she broke down and wept and therefore could not finish singing smoothly, to be fair, the judges went back to listen a few times again to make the final decision, so it is not mercy marks.

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现在终于报告最后一位了,第十五位!到底是谁在最后在千钧一发的关头闯关呢?
但这个人,金豹一定要怒言几句,人心真的诡诈不能信任!这人本来每逢星期天晚上都会很忠心预备晚餐送来喂养金豹,可是金豹星期天中午戏言说他被淘汰,没进决赛,结果那天晚上金豹也没晚餐吃了,而那人也不再出现在金豹家!
是巧合?是威胁?是报复?金豹就留给你们下判断了。。。

Now finally announcing the final person, the 15th finalist! Who will be the final one to narrowly squeeze into the final?
But this person, Leopard must release a few angry words, human hearts are indeed cunning and cannot be trusted! This person would normally faithfully prepare dinner to feed Leopard every Sunday night but on Sunday afternoon Leopard jokingly teased this person and said he was eliminated from the final, consequently Leopard had no dinner that night and that person never appeared at Leopard’s house again!
Coincidence? Threat? Revenge? Leopard will leave it for you to conclude…

这人是:尾阉!
This person is: Wayne!
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精彩连续剧终于播放完毕了吗?
喂!等等等!!!还没完!!!
听说有人会复活!!!

据说刚才折腾发现决赛名单中竟然没有他极度欣赏的一位参赛者,所以经过一番折腾性的争辩后,主办单位害怕折腾杯葛赛事,所以决定让其中一位原本落选者复活!
那到底是谁呢?难道真的是“我们唱的很大声的”饥民?难道饥民真的是内定冠军?难道饥民现在没在决赛名单内只是烟雾弹?

So finally this is the end of our exciting series?
Hey! Wait! Wait! Wait! It is not over yet!!!
We heard that someone might resurrect!!!

Sources say just now when Jaydon discovered a contestant he highly adores is not in the finalists list, he struck up a fierce argument with the organizer,  and for fear that Jaydon might boycott the competition, the organizer conceded defeat by resurrecting one contestant who initially failed to enter the final!
And who is this fellow? Is it Kee Meng of “We Sing Loud”? Is it really true that after all Kee Meng is the pre-decided champion? Is Kee Meng’s exclusion from the finalists list now just a covering from the truth?

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若不是饥民,难道是兄弟瘦民或瘦人?
If not Kee Meng, could it be brothers, Andy or Andrew?_MG_3906_MG_3925

或者是摇滚味很浓,但名字很娘的蕾丝女??
Or the very rock Leslie who sports a pony tail??
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或者另有他人??
这复活消息真是让绝望的人又惊又喜,然后再度陷入绝望。。。
请锁定金豹惊爆新闻,答案比快揭晓!

Or there is someone else??
This resurrection news really makes the hopeless ones feel all excited and hopeful again, just to fall back into hopelessness again…
Please log into Leopard’s more shocking news, the answer will be revealed soon!

但真的是最后一位吗?金豹收到消息说,原本已定

台下到底看到什么。。。? What do they see down there…?

常常在台上又讲、又演、又唱。。。认真尽力和投入,可是台下的人到底看到什么?
脑子里想的又是什么?有时候我在想。。。
Often speaking, acting and singing on stage… seriously making great effort and very into it, but what do people down there actually see?
And what are they thinking in their mind? Sometimes I wonder…

 

说真的,我会从头到脚好好预备自己。。。
Honestly, I would prepare myself properly from head to toes…

 

也会好好练我的歌,背歌词等等。。。
唱歌时也很投入,你看照片就会赞成,哈哈。。。
I will also practise my songs well, memorize the lyrics etc…
And when I sing, I am very into it, look at the photos and you would agree, haha…

 

啊~啊~啊~~~嘴巴越张越大,完全进入忘我境界~~~
Ah~ ahh~ ahhh~~~ and the mouth gets wider and wider, totally immersed and lost in my own world~~~

 

所以你绝对不能说我不认真。。。
So you definitely can’t say I’m not serious…

 

不止唱歌,讲故事也一样认真与投入!
Not just singing, but equally serious and into it while telling stories!

 

表情动作一定要配合故事内容。。。
Expressions and actions must flow with the story…

 

然后越讲越兴奋就忘记形象了。。。
Then getting more and more excited and forgetting image…

 

这么用心良苦,台下的人懂吗。。。?
Making such effort, do people down there appreciate…?

 

哎呀,管不了那么多啦!只要尽力做好本分,上帝看得见就好了。。。
Sigh, can’t  bother too much! As long as doing my best, and God can see it, that is enough…

 

主啊,就让我一直为你讲、为你演、为你唱吧。。。
O Lord, just let me continue to speak, act and sing just for You…

 

如果我是驾驶员。。。 If I were a driver…

眨看这公车,你可能没觉得什么特别,可你越靠近,再加上有观察力的话,就会看到有趣的东西。。。

At a glance, this bus does not appear to have anything special, but if you get closer and if you are observant, you would notice something interesting…

 

那些眼力好,自认很有观察力,而且不能被挑战的一定很努力在看了,哈哈。。。
有没有看到什么啊?要不要我再靠近一点?
好吧,我们再靠近巴士车一点吧。。。

Those with good eye-sight and full of the confidence that you are very observant, and cannot stand any challenge, must be watching very closely now, haha…
So have you noticed anything? Shall we get closer?
Ok, let’s get closer to the bus…

 

哇,现在太明显了。。。
什么?有些人还没看到什么东西??
那就再靠近一点。。。

Now, that is very obvious…
What? Some still have not noticed anything??
Then let’s get even closer…

 

若还是看不清楚,那我就冒险更靠近一点,但这样靠近也太危险了吧。。。
看到了没有?知道驾驶员是谁吗?哈哈。。。

If still not clear, then let me take a big risk to get closer, but it is really dangerous to be so close…
Saw it? Know who the driver is? Haha…
( For those who don’t read Chinese, on the lower right is written the bus driver’s name, and that’s my name!! )

 

 

哈哈哈。。。这是我一位很特别的朋友在台湾公路拍到的。。。
很巧吧?
我在想,我这朋友看到时有什么感觉和感想或感动。。。?
神有没有说什么?哈哈!

Hahaha… this picture was taken by a very special friend on the highway in Taiwan…
Such a coincidence, right?
Am thinking, upon seeing this, what went through my friend’s thought, feeling and heart…?
Did God say anything? Haha!

 

有时候人真的是同名不同命。。。
我不是公车司机,但我却是灵魂的司机。。。
但愿我能把每个搭乘我的列车的灵魂载到最闪亮光明及快乐的地方。。。

Sometimes really, people can have the same name but totally different lives…
I am not a bus driver, but I am a driver of souls…
May I be able to bring every soul who gets on my bus to the brightest and happiest place ever…

黑是“man”,白是“娘”? Dark is “macho” and fair is “feminine”?

真的,随着时代的改变,人的观念、品味、偏好等等很可能也会随之改变。。。
记得在我中学,甚至大学那些年代,皮肤白皙的男生总会给人一种很娘或很弱的感觉。
所以,当时我是故意把自己晒得黑黑,甚至有时候故意穿着短裤和背心,在中午十二点烈日之下把自己晒黑!

It is true, as time changes, people’s values, tastes, preferences etc may change along with time too…
I remember during my high school or even university years, guys with fair skin gave the impression of femininity or weakness. So during that period of time, I often went under the sun to get my skin tanned severely on purpose. Sometimes I would even purposely go under the sun at 12 noon in shorts and singlet to make myself dark!

再加上到纽西兰留学时,洋人又特别喜欢我们那种被太阳“烧焦”的古铜色,而他们却偏偏晒不成那种颜色,所以我就喜欢让洋人看到我的很阳光和“健康美丽”的肤色。。。

Furthermore when I was studying in New Zealand, the Caucasians somehow liked our scorched copper tone colour as they could never get that colour no matter how long they spent under the sun. So I loved to let the whites see my very sunshine, “healthy and beautiful” skin colour…

当有人说我很黑时,我听了是很高兴;尽管他们不是赞赏,而是很负面的觉得我太黑不好看,我依然感觉他们是在称赞我。就如同现今很多人若被讲“太瘦”,听起来都不会被得罪,还会觉得很高兴一样,哈哈!

反之,在那个时代若有人讲我皮肤很白,我会很不舒服和尴尬,觉得他们是在讥笑我“娘”。。。。

If anyone commented that I was really dark, I would feel very happy even if they were actually saying it negatively as a criticism that I did not look nice because I was too dark, I would still feel that it was a compliment. This is quite similar to now when some people say you are “too thin”, you would not feel offended no matter how, and still feel happy, haha!

Conversely, during that period of time, if anyone had said that my skin colour was very fair, I would have felt very embarrassed and awkward feeling that they were criticizing me for being feminine…

 

说真的,我也不太清楚我的皮肤到底是“黑底”,还是“白底”。。。你们觉得呢?
Honestly, I am not very sure whether my original skin colour was more on the dark or fair side… what do you guys think?

 

可是现在时代改变了,男孩子皮肤很白早已经被接受,而且很多男生都刻意要使肌肤变白,被人讲白也不会感觉羞耻,还会很高兴。。。除了审美观、品味、思想改变之外,这也由于知识上晓得过份被烈日曝晒对皮肤也不好。

皮肤或黑或白,没有对错,只是个人偏好、文化、观点等等,这种观念可随着时代的变化而改变,以前不被接受的现在被接受,以前认为是不对的,现在认为并没什么问题。这种例子包括:妻子也上班啦、男人也可以洗衣煮饭啦、穿牛仔裤啦、染发啦等等(以前我是反对染发的,哈哈!)。。。

But nowadays time has changed, people readily accept guys with fair skin and many guys try to make their skin fairer on purpose, and guys would not feel embarrassed but instead feel happy when people comment they look fair…
Apart from the change of beauty views, tastes and thinking, of course the knowledge of direct exposure to the scorching sun is unhealthy for the skin is also a factor to this change…

There is no right or wrong whether your skin is dark or fair, it is just a matter of preferences, culture or opinions etc. This kind of thinking can change with time. What were not accepted before can be accepted now, what were considered as wrong before may not be any issue now. Some examples are: wives are allowed to have a career too, men can also cook and do the washing, wearing jeans, dyeing hair etc (I used to oppose dyeing of hair, haha!)…

 

我本身认为有一些东西是中立的,没有对错之分,只是时代改变,随着知识和思想的进步,有一些东西是可以被接受为正常和没问题的,只要不冲突到真理和神的原则。

然而,我的立场是有一些东西是永远都要持守的,不管时代怎样变迁,只要是神的话明确不赞成的,我们就不能妥协,譬如婚前性关系、色情文化等等。。。这些都有明显上帝准则,对错与黑白分明,无论社会进展到什么地步,我们都不能抛弃这些价值观。。。你赞成吗?

Personally I feel certain things are neutral, there is no right or wrong. As time changes, knowledge and thinking advance, certain things can be accepted as normal and alright, as long as they do not conflict with God’s Truth and principles.

However my stand is there are things we have to safeguard forever, no matter how time has changed, as long as the Word of God clearly disapproves, then we must not compromise, such as premarital sex, pornographic culture etc… All these have clear standards from God, telling you whether it is right or wrong, and black and white clearly spelled out. So, no matter how advanced society is, we must not abandon these values still… do you agree?

 

 

四种道别方式。。。 Four styles of bidding farewell…

从九月22日起飞到澳门,26日乘渡轮到香港,28日从香港飞到台湾。。。一路为例外人编排节目、安顿他们生活等等。。。

10月2日安顿好他们一切,只身从台湾飞回来。。。我飞早上班机,7点50分就要上机场。。。所以要很早醒,起来准备,但大家(除了阿保)又很迟才睡。。。

7点50分站在路边等车子来载我,以下是四个人不同的道别方式,看你看得出哪一个是谁吗?

Starting from Sept 22nd flying to Macau, 26th taking the ferry to Hong Kong, and 28th flying from Hong Kong to Taiwan… all the way arranging for The Remnant’s programmes and their living etc…

Finally everything settled and flying back all alone from Taiwan on Oct 2nd… I took the morning flight, had to leave for the airport at 7:50am… so had to get up early to prepare, but we all (except Rambo) slept very late the night before…

At 7:50am, standing by the roadside waiting for my transport, the following are the four different styles of bidding farewell, see whether you can tell which is whose?

(A) 完全熟睡,连我几时走了也不知道,没说再见。。。
Slept throughout, did not even know when I left, did not say goodbye…

(B) 完全熟睡,但被我叫醒,因我记得他要托我带东西回古晋;叫醒了他,他把东西拿给我,没说再见,就倒回去睡了。。。
Slept throughout, but I woke him up because I remembered he wanted me to bring something back to Kuching for him; after waking him, he passed the thing to me, did not say goodbye and went back to sleep straight away…

(C) 唯一建议要送我去机场的,但基于司机说不能逗留,放我下车了就要走,所以觉得没什么意思,再加上待会有活动要忙,怕太累,就陪我在路边等到司机来了,给我一个道别拥抱就回宿舍去了。。。
The only one who suggested sending me to the airport but because the driver said he could not wait and would only drop me off and come back, so he thought it was meaningless, and also concerned that he might get too tired with more activities later that day, so he waited with me by the roadside till the driver came, gave me a farewell hug and went back to the flat…

(D) 早上醒来,他说要送我,我说不必了,因大家也没上机场,但他坚持跟司机上去,帮我把行李拿下,给我一个道别拥抱,就跟司机走了。。。
Got up in the morning and said he wanted to send me off, I asked him not to bother since the others were not going to the airport too, but he insisted on going up with the driver, helped to carry my luggage from the car, gave me a farewell hug and left with the driver again…

*四个人四种个性,你看得出谁是谁吗?你自己本身又是属哪一类型呢?
Four persons with four personalities, can you tell which is which? And also, which type are you yourself?

祖的那句话是对谁说的? Who was Jaydon directing those words at?

上次到槟城参与台湾观光局活动时,在我们住的地方,祖以很困惑、很无奈、不知所措,也有点受不了的语气对例外人其中一位团员说:“你做么会酱?!”(你为什么会这样?)
祖这句话是对谁说,又是针对什么事呢?

答案现在就给你揭晓。。。

In Penang recently for the Taiwan tourism board activity, at the place we were staying, feeling kind of perplexed, frustrated, helpless and even impatient, Jaydon said this to one of the Remnant : “Why are you like that?!” (How can you be like this?)
Who was Jaydon speaking to and over what matter?

Well, I’ll reveal the answer to you now…

首先,记得这毛巾吗?帅帅酷酷的例外人当中怎么竟然会有团员用这种毛巾呢?
First, do you remember this towel? How could any of the cool and handsome members of The Remnant be using such a towel?

对了,这就是去年我带例外人到欧洲时阿保带去用的毛巾!!
结果他太太从马来西亚打电话来说他儿子哭着不要洗澡因为他的“小叮当”毛巾不见了!!他太太想也不要想就知道是谁把毛巾偷走了!!
至于阿保怎么会带这种毛巾到浪漫的巴黎,和迷人的瑞士,你们自己问他吧。。。有怪怪习惯的人,我不敢问太多,免得他拿毛巾勒住你的颈项就惨了!

You’re right, this was the towel Rambo brought to Europe to use when I brought The Remnant to Europe last year!!
As a result his wife called from Malaysia telling him his son refused to bathe because he could not find his “Doremon” towel!! Without even thinking the wife knew who stole that towel away!!
As for why Rambo would bring such a towel to romantic Paris and enchanting Switzerland, I’ll leave that to you to ask him yourselves… people with weird habits, I don’t dare to ask too much, just in case he might strangle you with the towel!

阿保这张尖嘴照还有点像 Rolling Stones 的 Mick Jagger…
This pointed mouth photo of Rambo does resemble Mick Jagger of Rollong Stones a bit…

哦,祖的这句话“你做么会酱?!”是跟以下照片有关。。。
Oh, such words of Jaydon “Why are you like that?!” were connected with the following photo…

是,这次去槟城时在例外人当中又出现这么一个毛巾!!你们觉得需要猜是谁带的吗??
所以,祖才会受不了说“你做么会酱?!”
Yes, this time in Penang such a towel appeared again among The Remnant!! And do you think you need to guess who brought this??
That’s why Jaydon could not stand it and exclaimed,”Why are you like that?!”

(注:据说这毛巾是阿保妹妹 Priscilla 的。。。至于阿保为什么会带这样的毛巾出门,你们自己问他吧。。。
Note: I heard this towel belongs to Rambo’s sister, Priscilla… as for why Rambo would bring this kind of towel for travelling, I think best if you ask him yourself…)