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糟了!快被我吃光了! Oh dear! Just about eaten up by me!

 

 

(***先声明以下写的只是幽默好玩,你们不要太认真。。。这世界已经很沉重,放轻松一点!哈哈哈!!)

其实每当人送我吃的东西的时候,我不会特别兴奋,除非刚好是我非常喜欢的东西,但是那个的机率很渺茫。。。
原因并不是我很挑剔,而是因为。。。

通常不可能马上吃,或吃完,因此要收起来,而我储藏空间很有限。。。
然后收起来了,我就会忘记吃。。。
忘记吃了,过期了要丢掉又会很内疚。

 

(*** Let me stress first, what you read below is mainly for humour and fun, don’t be too serious… this world is already very heavy, relax a bit! Hahaha!!)

Actually when people give me food gifts, I would not be particularly excited, unless they happen to be something I really love to eat, but the chances of that are very slim…
Well, it is not because I am very fussy, but…

Normally I cannot eat it straight away or immediately finish eating it, therefore I need to keep it and my keeping space is very limited…
Then after keeping, I would forget to eat it…
After forgetting to eat, it will expire and I would feel very guilty to throw it away…

 

 

 

不特别兴奋也因为很常收到不是我很爱吃的东西,或者说很少东西是我爱吃的,或者说我就不爱吃东西,哈哈哈!真是多事!!

Not particularly excited because many times I would receive things I do not really love to eat, or rather there are very few things that I love to eat, or rather I just do not love to eat things, hahaha! So troublesome!!

 

 

有时也担心收到很喜欢吃的,因为我们这个年龄,吃一点点就会发胖,喜欢吃的东西又会没节制的吃不停。。。

Sometimes concerned too that I might receive things I really love to eat, because at our age, we can put on weight easily just eating a little, and I may not have the discipline to stop eating when it is something I love…

 

 

那天去西马布道回来,有人送我在安顺买的饼,我一看马上没兴趣,还很不领情的说"干嘛送我这样的东西?"。。。
但后来想想,这种东西老人家会喜欢,可以转送给妈妈,所以就收下来了。。。

That day when we came back from our mission trip to West Malaysia, someone gave me some cookies bought in Teluk Intan. As soon as I saw them,  I was totally not interested and even said very unappreciatively “Why give me something like that?”…
But then I thought, the elderly like this kind of things, so I could give them to mother instead, so I decided to receive the gift…

 

 

但送妈妈也不能乱送,因为她品味很高,不容易满足她的味觉!
所以本人一定要先品尝才可以送给母亲大人。

But I have to be careful in giving mother something to eat because she has high taste, it is not easy to satisfy her taste buds!
So I myself must first try it before I could give it to Her Highness.

 

 

但因为太忙,拖了又再拖,也因为自己不太愿意吃,结果一直没拿给妈妈。。。
直到有一天肚子太饿找东西吃,看到这饼就随便拿来吃。。。
天啊!不吃则已,一吃不可收拾!一片又一片不停的吃,真的太好吃了!
若不逼自己停止,妈就没得吃了!所以今天赶快拿过去给妈妈吃。。。

But because I was too busy, I kept delaying, and also because I was unwilling to eat the cookies, as a result I still had not given them to mother…
Until one day I was feeling very hungry and looking for something to eat, I saw these cookies and just simply took one to eat…
Oh dear, once I started eating, there was no return! One piece after another piece, I did not stop eating, they were too nice!
If I did not force myself to stop, mother would not have a chance to eat them! So I quickly brought them to mother today…

 

 

哈哈,通常我不太喜欢吃这些的,但这一次真的是一个惊喜,可惜就那么一包,但也好,要不然后果不堪设想。。。哈哈!
就是这饼啦!嗯。。。这里有安顺人吗?哈哈哈!

Haha, normally I do not like to eat such things, but this time I was really pleasantly surprised but what a shame only a packet, but just as well, otherwise there would be disastrous consequences… haha!
It is these cookies! Err… is there anyone from Teluk Intan here? Hahaha!!

 

彬彬吃榴莲的怪原因。。。 Jonas’ weird reason for eating durian…

他叫彬彬,他有很多怪理论。。。
那天他匆匆忙忙带回来一些榴莲,就赶着去聚会了。临走前,没忘记喊一声:榴莲要留给我哦!
聚会完后回来,很开心一个人在那里吃我留给他的榴莲。。。他突然间冒出一句:你知道我为什么喜欢吃榴莲吗?

His name is Jonas, he has many weird theories…
That day he brought home some durian, then rushed off to his cell-group meeting, but not forgetting to shout out just before he left: Leave some durian for me!
Came home after the meeting, eating the durian I left for him alone happily… he suddenly asked me: Do you know why I like to eat durian?

我:为什么?
彬彬:因为我很喜欢喝吃榴莲过后的盐水。
我:那不会干脆直接泡盐水来喝,何必等吃榴莲过后!
彬彬:我妈妈不肯。
我:。。。。。。。。

(好一个奇怪的家庭。。。。。)

Me: Why?
Jonas: Because I love to drink the salt water after eating durian.
Me: Then why don’t you just mix some salt water to drink directly, there is no need to eat durian first!
Joans: My mother doesn’t allow that.
Me:……………..

(What a weird family…………..)

 

如果我是驾驶员。。。 If I were a driver…

眨看这公车,你可能没觉得什么特别,可你越靠近,再加上有观察力的话,就会看到有趣的东西。。。

At a glance, this bus does not appear to have anything special, but if you get closer and if you are observant, you would notice something interesting…

 

那些眼力好,自认很有观察力,而且不能被挑战的一定很努力在看了,哈哈。。。
有没有看到什么啊?要不要我再靠近一点?
好吧,我们再靠近巴士车一点吧。。。

Those with good eye-sight and full of the confidence that you are very observant, and cannot stand any challenge, must be watching very closely now, haha…
So have you noticed anything? Shall we get closer?
Ok, let’s get closer to the bus…

 

哇,现在太明显了。。。
什么?有些人还没看到什么东西??
那就再靠近一点。。。

Now, that is very obvious…
What? Some still have not noticed anything??
Then let’s get even closer…

 

若还是看不清楚,那我就冒险更靠近一点,但这样靠近也太危险了吧。。。
看到了没有?知道驾驶员是谁吗?哈哈。。。

If still not clear, then let me take a big risk to get closer, but it is really dangerous to be so close…
Saw it? Know who the driver is? Haha…
( For those who don’t read Chinese, on the lower right is written the bus driver’s name, and that’s my name!! )

 

 

哈哈哈。。。这是我一位很特别的朋友在台湾公路拍到的。。。
很巧吧?
我在想,我这朋友看到时有什么感觉和感想或感动。。。?
神有没有说什么?哈哈!

Hahaha… this picture was taken by a very special friend on the highway in Taiwan…
Such a coincidence, right?
Am thinking, upon seeing this, what went through my friend’s thought, feeling and heart…?
Did God say anything? Haha!

 

有时候人真的是同名不同命。。。
我不是公车司机,但我却是灵魂的司机。。。
但愿我能把每个搭乘我的列车的灵魂载到最闪亮光明及快乐的地方。。。

Sometimes really, people can have the same name but totally different lives…
I am not a bus driver, but I am a driver of souls…
May I be able to bring every soul who gets on my bus to the brightest and happiest place ever…