Tag Archive - 幽默,有趣经历,humour

報告最後三名決賽選手 Announcing the final three finalists

首先报告一下,恨你脏坚持不退赛,他说:“我绝不向恶势力恶言毁谤低头,我的歌写的好我知道,听众也听得出来。。。”,果然非常有信心,那也表示就只剩下三个选手名字要透露了。

为了再加强评审折腾组没偏袒他,恨你继续说:“折腾偏袒我?才怪!我们因两年前的事件过后已没私底下联络和谈话了!”相信他所指的是两年前筹备献殿典礼的录影和音乐时与折腾的冲突,可见他还对这件事耿耿于怀。唉~ 过去的就让它过去吧,金豹说过去的不要再挖出来讲,我们也不知道是真是假。。。

First we need to announce, Henry Chong is determined not to withdraw, he said,”I will not bow down to slanderous and malicious words against me from destructive parties, I write good songs and I know it, the audience can tell too…”. Very confident indeed! That also means we only have three more finalists to announce.

To emphasize his point that Jaydon Joo would not be biassed to his benefit, Hen continued to say, “Jaydon siding me? What a joke! Since the incident two years ago we have not privately contacted or talked to each other!” We believe he was referring to two years ago when he had a conflict with Jaydon while the two prepared for the Chapel-opening video and music, obviously that incident still bothers him. Sigh~ let bygone be bygone, Leopard says do not dig out the past again, and we do not know how real that is as well…

恨你和折腾关系决裂??
Breakdown in Henry and Jaydon’s relationship??PhotoShake(1)

好,现在报告。。。
第十三位:猪狸。虽然当晚她的吉他手显然没练好,屡出状况(也不知道是不是故意),但是评审还是听得出是一首好歌,所以吉他手要猪狸掉进陷阱的计划失败。(很抱歉金豹不能透露吉他手是谁,如果那晚你们自己没来,没看见红歌帮忙弹吉他,就不能怪金豹不告诉你)

Ok, now announcing…
The 13th finalist: Julie. Even though that night obviously the guitarist did not practise well and resulted in a few awkward situations (not sure whether it was deliberate), the judges could still tell it was a good song, so the guitarist’s scheme to trap Julie failed. (Sorry Leopard cannot reveal who the guitarist was, if you did not come and see for yourself David Koh playing for her that night, you cannot blame Leopard for not telling)

图示:猪狸和吉他手红歌。
Picture shows Julie and guitarist David Koh.
_MG_3080_MG_3079

第十四位:阿兵妻,家儿。虽然当晚情到深处唱得极有感触,泪如雨下无法继续顺畅演唱,为公平起见,评审还是回家多听几次而做了决定,所以不是同情分。

The 14th finalist: Alvin’s wife, Karyee. Though she sang with great emotions that night till she broke down and wept and therefore could not finish singing smoothly, to be fair, the judges went back to listen a few times again to make the final decision, so it is not mercy marks.

_MG_3333

现在终于报告最后一位了,第十五位!到底是谁在最后在千钧一发的关头闯关呢?
但这个人,金豹一定要怒言几句,人心真的诡诈不能信任!这人本来每逢星期天晚上都会很忠心预备晚餐送来喂养金豹,可是金豹星期天中午戏言说他被淘汰,没进决赛,结果那天晚上金豹也没晚餐吃了,而那人也不再出现在金豹家!
是巧合?是威胁?是报复?金豹就留给你们下判断了。。。

Now finally announcing the final person, the 15th finalist! Who will be the final one to narrowly squeeze into the final?
But this person, Leopard must release a few angry words, human hearts are indeed cunning and cannot be trusted! This person would normally faithfully prepare dinner to feed Leopard every Sunday night but on Sunday afternoon Leopard jokingly teased this person and said he was eliminated from the final, consequently Leopard had no dinner that night and that person never appeared at Leopard’s house again!
Coincidence? Threat? Revenge? Leopard will leave it for you to conclude…

这人是:尾阉!
This person is: Wayne!
_MG_3551

精彩连续剧终于播放完毕了吗?
喂!等等等!!!还没完!!!
听说有人会复活!!!

据说刚才折腾发现决赛名单中竟然没有他极度欣赏的一位参赛者,所以经过一番折腾性的争辩后,主办单位害怕折腾杯葛赛事,所以决定让其中一位原本落选者复活!
那到底是谁呢?难道真的是“我们唱的很大声的”饥民?难道饥民真的是内定冠军?难道饥民现在没在决赛名单内只是烟雾弹?

So finally this is the end of our exciting series?
Hey! Wait! Wait! Wait! It is not over yet!!!
We heard that someone might resurrect!!!

Sources say just now when Jaydon discovered a contestant he highly adores is not in the finalists list, he struck up a fierce argument with the organizer,  and for fear that Jaydon might boycott the competition, the organizer conceded defeat by resurrecting one contestant who initially failed to enter the final!
And who is this fellow? Is it Kee Meng of “We Sing Loud”? Is it really true that after all Kee Meng is the pre-decided champion? Is Kee Meng’s exclusion from the finalists list now just a covering from the truth?

_MG_3597

若不是饥民,难道是兄弟瘦民或瘦人?
If not Kee Meng, could it be brothers, Andy or Andrew?_MG_3906_MG_3925

或者是摇滚味很浓,但名字很娘的蕾丝女??
Or the very rock Leslie who sports a pony tail??
_MG_3195

或者另有他人??
这复活消息真是让绝望的人又惊又喜,然后再度陷入绝望。。。
请锁定金豹惊爆新闻,答案比快揭晓!

Or there is someone else??
This resurrection news really makes the hopeless ones feel all excited and hopeful again, just to fall back into hopelessness again…
Please log into Leopard’s more shocking news, the answer will be revealed soon!

但真的是最后一位吗?金豹收到消息说,原本已定

台下到底看到什么。。。? What do they see down there…?

常常在台上又讲、又演、又唱。。。认真尽力和投入,可是台下的人到底看到什么?
脑子里想的又是什么?有时候我在想。。。
Often speaking, acting and singing on stage… seriously making great effort and very into it, but what do people down there actually see?
And what are they thinking in their mind? Sometimes I wonder…

 

说真的,我会从头到脚好好预备自己。。。
Honestly, I would prepare myself properly from head to toes…

 

也会好好练我的歌,背歌词等等。。。
唱歌时也很投入,你看照片就会赞成,哈哈。。。
I will also practise my songs well, memorize the lyrics etc…
And when I sing, I am very into it, look at the photos and you would agree, haha…

 

啊~啊~啊~~~嘴巴越张越大,完全进入忘我境界~~~
Ah~ ahh~ ahhh~~~ and the mouth gets wider and wider, totally immersed and lost in my own world~~~

 

所以你绝对不能说我不认真。。。
So you definitely can’t say I’m not serious…

 

不止唱歌,讲故事也一样认真与投入!
Not just singing, but equally serious and into it while telling stories!

 

表情动作一定要配合故事内容。。。
Expressions and actions must flow with the story…

 

然后越讲越兴奋就忘记形象了。。。
Then getting more and more excited and forgetting image…

 

这么用心良苦,台下的人懂吗。。。?
Making such effort, do people down there appreciate…?

 

哎呀,管不了那么多啦!只要尽力做好本分,上帝看得见就好了。。。
Sigh, can’t  bother too much! As long as doing my best, and God can see it, that is enough…

 

主啊,就让我一直为你讲、为你演、为你唱吧。。。
O Lord, just let me continue to speak, act and sing just for You…

 

如果我是驾驶员。。。 If I were a driver…

眨看这公车,你可能没觉得什么特别,可你越靠近,再加上有观察力的话,就会看到有趣的东西。。。

At a glance, this bus does not appear to have anything special, but if you get closer and if you are observant, you would notice something interesting…

 

那些眼力好,自认很有观察力,而且不能被挑战的一定很努力在看了,哈哈。。。
有没有看到什么啊?要不要我再靠近一点?
好吧,我们再靠近巴士车一点吧。。。

Those with good eye-sight and full of the confidence that you are very observant, and cannot stand any challenge, must be watching very closely now, haha…
So have you noticed anything? Shall we get closer?
Ok, let’s get closer to the bus…

 

哇,现在太明显了。。。
什么?有些人还没看到什么东西??
那就再靠近一点。。。

Now, that is very obvious…
What? Some still have not noticed anything??
Then let’s get even closer…

 

若还是看不清楚,那我就冒险更靠近一点,但这样靠近也太危险了吧。。。
看到了没有?知道驾驶员是谁吗?哈哈。。。

If still not clear, then let me take a big risk to get closer, but it is really dangerous to be so close…
Saw it? Know who the driver is? Haha…
( For those who don’t read Chinese, on the lower right is written the bus driver’s name, and that’s my name!! )

 

 

哈哈哈。。。这是我一位很特别的朋友在台湾公路拍到的。。。
很巧吧?
我在想,我这朋友看到时有什么感觉和感想或感动。。。?
神有没有说什么?哈哈!

Hahaha… this picture was taken by a very special friend on the highway in Taiwan…
Such a coincidence, right?
Am thinking, upon seeing this, what went through my friend’s thought, feeling and heart…?
Did God say anything? Haha!

 

有时候人真的是同名不同命。。。
我不是公车司机,但我却是灵魂的司机。。。
但愿我能把每个搭乘我的列车的灵魂载到最闪亮光明及快乐的地方。。。

Sometimes really, people can have the same name but totally different lives…
I am not a bus driver, but I am a driver of souls…
May I be able to bring every soul who gets on my bus to the brightest and happiest place ever…