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祖说:你做么会酱?! Jaydon said: Why are you like that?!

在上次我们到槟城参与台湾观光局的活动时,在我们住的地方,祖以很困惑、很无奈、不知所措,也有点受不了的语气对例外人其中一位团员说:“你做么会酱?!”(你为什么会这样?)
你觉得祖这句话是针对谁,而又为什么事情而说的?

人,你们大概会猜得到,因毕竟只需从三个人中选一个;但至于是什么事情惹到祖那么困惑,我想没有人会猜得到,哈哈。。。
你们还是可以先猜猜,等我有空再揭晓。。。

When we went to Penang recently for the Taiwan tourism board activity, while at the place we were staying, feeling kind of perplexed, frustrated, hopeless and even impatient, Jaydon said this to one of the Remnant : “Why are you like that?!”
Who do you think Jaydon was speaking to and over what incident?

As for the person, you might be able to guess right, after all there is only one out of three to choose from; but as for what matter that caused Jaydon to feel so perplexed, I don’t think anyone can guess right, haha…
Well, you can till make a guess first, I will tell you when I am more free…

好吧,说吧!那一件顽皮的事。。。 Alright, I’ll say it! That naughty thing I did…

哈哈。。。聪明的人也会猜得到那件“顽皮事”也不是什么伤天害理的事,也不会严重到怎样。。。可是见仁见智,又很难说哦。。。
但为了满足你们的好奇心(不是因为我良心受责备),就告诉你们吧。。。唯有这样才能灭掉你们“八卦”之火,哈哈。。。

Haha… those who are smart would know that “naughty” thing would not be some terrible offence or something so serious… but then it is hard to say as it depends on different people’s interpretation too…
Anyway, for the sake of satisfying your curiosity (not because I feel guilty about it), I have decided to tell you about it… that is the only way to extinguish your fire of “keponess”, haha…

做了一件顽皮事,不知该不该承认。。。? Did something naughty, should I admit it…?

那天跟例外人在吉隆坡宣传时,有一天他们上通告,只有我留在家里。。。

然后我偷偷做了一件很顽皮的事,若给他们知道,他们一定会“杀死”我;但不说,又有一点内疚。。。

所以该说还是不说呢?

你们帮我决定吧?

如果我看到反应激烈鼓励我说,我就会为你们“冒着生命危险”承认吧。。。哈哈哈!

你们也可以猜一猜那到底是什么事,哈哈!

While promoting with The Remnant in KL that whole time, I was left all alone at home one day while they went for yet another interview…

Then I secretly did something very naughty, if they knew they would “kill” me for sure; yet I feel a little guilty if I don’t admit it…

So, to tell or not to tell?

Why don’t you guys help me decide?

If I see an overwhelming response encouraging me to tell, then I will admit for you guys “risking my own life”… Hahaha…

And you can also make a guess as to what that thing was, haha!

“犯狗”听过吗? Heard of a criminal “dog”?

犯人我听过,但犯狗嘛。。。

哈哈,觉得这只狗好可爱,真不知它犯了什么法?

但认真的想一想,一个再单纯可爱的狗,跟错主人,接受错误的训练不很可惜吗?

很多单纯可爱的小孩,长大后变成恐怖的大坏蛋,原因也是如此。。。

所以打从孩子们还小的时候,让他们认识耶稣是何等重要啊。。。

I’ve heard of a criminal “person”, but a criminal “dog”…

Haha, I find this dog very cute, wonder what crime it has committed?

But to think seriously, a very cute and innocent dog, if it follows the wrong master and receives the wrong training, isn’t it such a waste?

Many cute and innocent children grow up to become horrible baddies, the reason is similar…

So how important it is to lead little children to know Jesus while they are young…

唉,哪张照片作封面都有意见。。。 Sigh! There are always comments no matter which photo is chosen as cover…

唉,好像无论选哪张照片作封面人都有很多意见。。。所以“一气之下”,我就决定用以下这张照片。。。

相信从此不再有意见了吧。。。?哈哈哈哈!

Sigh! It seems there are always lots of comments no matter which photo I choose as the cover photo for my new album… so in my “fury” I have decided to use THIS photo below…

Bet there will be no more comment after this! Muahahahaha!

简单又有效的压力测试法 Simple and effective stress level test

看来很多人都急于来个自我压力测试,可见面对压力的人真的太平常了。。。
Looks like many are eager to take this self-examining stress level test, this just shows indeed many people are really stressed out…

洗澡的艺术。。。 The art of having a shower…

哇!今天是关于洗澡的艺术耶!那不是有很多相关图片。。。??当然啦!
但那又会是谁的照片呢?
唉,当然是自己的啦,免得被别人告!如此牺牲也是因为大家对我洗澡的技巧很好奇啊。。。
所以在这里就伟大牺牲传授几招吧。。。

Wow! Today it’s all about the art of having a shower! Then guess there would also be many related pictures…?? Of course!
But then whose photos would those be?
Sigh! Of course my own, because I don’t want to be sued by others! Such sacrifice is all due to your curiosity regarding my shower technique…
So I will be very sacrificial here to teach you a few techniques…