你们三个马上给我减肥！ The 3 of you, I want you to lose weight immediately!

September 30, 2009

最近9月1日在拿督程铁健的生日兼感恩庆典上，我带了例外人，还有教会舞蹈团员去助阵同庆贺。。。

本来以前都很受欢迎和很带动气氛的舞蹈“笑眯眯”，竟然給他们男生跳的像“肉密密”！“笑眯眯”原是活力十足、充满动感的舞蹈，可是这一次看来看去总觉得他们跳得很吃力也很累！原因是五位男舞蹈员当中，三位的身材仿佛最近都有些走样和过重！甚至身体某些部分还有下垂的迹象，跳来跳去好像都离不开地球的表面！

“观赏”或应该说“忍看”了他们的舞蹈过后，我就下令：你们三个马上給我减肥！

请不要误会，我并不鼓吹“瘦骨仙”或“纸片人”；但实际一点吧，若要在台上表演，尤其是舞蹈，身材的一些基本条件是应该有的吧？除非是看马戏团的大象或河马在表演翻跟斗，要不然一般人看舞蹈都会比较欣赏健美身躯的，你说不是吗。。。。？

所以我说，你们三个！若还想跳下去，就马上给我减肥！( 话虽如此，十月十日的表演我已删掉“笑眯眯”了，因我没把握他们赶得及减掉那些肥肉，尤其是”Ed”，下巴和颈项都几乎没分界线了。。唉！)

( 注：喂，夸张的言词只为滑稽效果，希望你们三位别太在意哦，哈哈。。。)

Recently on Sept 1st, at Datuk Tony Tiah’s birthday cum thanksgiving celebration, I brought The Remnant and some dancers from our church to support and celebrate together…

The dance item “Happily Smiling” ( Chio Bi Bi ) which used to be so popular and infectious each time they performed somehow became like “Heavily Meaty” due to the male dancers! “Happily Smiling” was supposed to be very lively and energetic, but this time it appeared they were panting and struggling for breath! Reason being 3 out of the 5 male dancers recently seem to be rather out of shape and overweight! Certain parts of their bodies even seemed to help prove the law of gravity is indeed real ‘cos no matter how hard they danced, they didn’t seem to be able to break away from the surface of the earth!

After being “entertained” or should I say “tortured” by the dance, I issued a command: The 3 of you, I want you to lose weight immediately!

Please do not misunderstand, I’m not encouraging anorexics or skin and bones, but let’s be practical, if you want to perform on stage, especially dance, you should have certain prerequisites physically, right? Unless you are in a circus watching some elephants or hippopotamuses doing roll-over, otherwise most people when watching a dance would prefer trim and fit physiques, don’t you think…?

So I said, the 3 of you! If you want to continue to dance, I want you to lose weight immediately! ( Having said that, I have cancelled the dance item “Happily Smiling” for Oct 10th ‘cos I don’t have the confidence that they will be in time to shed their extra fat, especially “Ed” whose boundary line between the chin and the neck has almost disappeared…sigh! )

( P.S. Hey, the exaggerated descriptions are just for comic effect, hope you 3 do not mind, haha…)

以下的照片跟以上的文章完全毫无关系。。。 The following photos have got nothing to do with the above article at all…

吃力之舞：“肉密密” Exhausting dance: ” Heavily Meaty “