毅伟的抗议公诸于世！ Yi Wei’s protest announced to the whole world!
嗨！大家好！我是毅伟，谢谢大家的支持，让我有机会把我的抗议公诸于世。。。
这抗议的始源说来话长，全都源自于林义忠的博文“你们三个马上给我减肥”。。。当然那篇文章没有问题，写得合情合理，文笔优美，文学成份很高。。。
抗议是有关其中被刊登的一张相片。。。不，也不是林义忠登的相片有问题，其实他眼光独到，挑选的相片既艺术又富美感。。。可是就是这样有人看了眼红！
首先，说真的，你们再看看以下用艺术美感拍出来的相片，有问题吗？当然大家肯定异口同声说没问题，拍得很好看，角度各方面都恰到好处！你们都想叫我签名送你们一张，对不对？
可是偏偏就不是每个人那么有眼光，因为本来那么单纯、那么阳光、那么健康和看得出常常吃得那么够的一张相片，偏偏就要被某网友阿彬炒出一个话题，严重伤害我的人格和身边的人。。。这不关乎我的重量或身材，而是阿彬的这一则留言，在10月5日晚上8点42分，阿彬留言说：
“bro, u should go to saloon to “trim” ur “ketiak” hair looo……”
( 译：“弟兄，你应该去发廊修一修你的腋毛咯。。。。” )
其实为了配合那天那篇文章，这张相片是很适合啊！林义忠的重点在于我的身材，阿彬为何要使人转移视线而注意我的腋毛呢？这张照片很规矩啊，又不是很不雅观，唉！
林义忠登的又不是这张：(照片1)
或这张：(照片2)
或更糟的这张：(照片3)
( 对不起，照片看不清楚是不是？那是因为毅伟今早及时留言请求不要刊登照片。。。所以哪，你们没眼福了。。。)
但话说回来，如果当初林义忠放的是以上那几张相片就有错吗？很不雅观吗？到底是谁规定说腋毛一定要修或剃掉的？它是很自然生长的，又不犯法！
每个人审美的眼光都不一样。。。有些人就喜欢沙漠，一些人喜欢热带雨林，有什么错呢？
曾几何时男人开始流行光滑肌肤呢？想当年胸毛茂盛如秀豪的可叫“非常man”呢！
没脚毛的男生还给人讲sissy呢！所以，阿文我要告诉你，你繁密的脚毛是荣耀，不是耻辱，懂吗？
现在世界变了，男人也开始剃腋毛、脚毛等等。。。让皮肤光溜溜的，多不自然。。。我是保守派，忠于原著，我不要让世界和人的眼光左右我的行动。。。
所以我今天的抗议就是：阿彬！我就是偏偏不要剃！看你能对我怎么样？
来吧，支持我的朋友们！跟着我一起高喊：我不要剃！我不要剃！我就是偏偏不要剃！
记得，我们见面时也高喊这口号：我不要剃！我不要剃！我就是偏偏不要剃！
谢谢大家的支持！
Dear all, I am Yi Wei, thanks for all your support, giving me a chance to voice my protest to the world…
The origin of this protest goes a long way back to GT Lim’s posting on “I want the three of you to lose weight immediately”… Of course there is nothing wrong with that writing, it was very reasonable, artistically and beautifully written with very high literary value…
The protest concerns one of the photos published together with that essay… No, there is nothing wrong with the photo GT Lim posted too, actually I think he has such great taste in choosing such an artistic and beautiful picture… But it is exactly because of that it provoked some people’s jealousy!
First of all, honestly, let’s take a look at the above-mentioned artistically taken photo again, is there any problem with that? Of course you all will say in unison “No, nothing wrong with it at all! It’s so beautifully taken with all the right angles!” And you all would like an autographed copy of the said photo too, right?
Unfortunately, not everyone has such artistic insight as you guys, because what was actually a very innocent, sunny, healthy and always-have-enough-food-to-eat photo was picked by a certain blogger Ah Bin to cook up a topic that severely hurt my pride and people around me… It has nothing to do with my size or weight, but a comment left by this Ah Bin on Oct 5th at 8:42pm, Ah Bin’s comment said:
“bro, u should go to saloon to “trim” ur “ketiak” hair looo……”
( “ketiak” is armpit in Malay. )
Actually, to compliment the essay written that day, this photo is perfect! GT Lim’s focus was on my size, but why did this Ah Bin have to distract people to notice my armpit’s hair? This photo is so proper and not a bit unsightly, sigh!
Not that GT Lim posted this photo : ( Photo 1 )
Or this one : ( Photo 2 )
Or even worse this one : ( Photo 3 )
( Sorry, can’t see the photos clearly? That’s because Yi Wei wrote in in time this morning to request for the photos not to be posted… so you all don’t have a chance to enjoy…)
But having said all that, if that day GT Lim happened to post all of the above photos, is there anything wrong with that? Are they very unsightly? Who set the law to say you must shave or trim your armpit’s hair? It grows very naturally, it is not illegal!
Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder… some people like deserts, others rainforests, what’s wrong with that?
And since when have men started sporting smooth skin? I remember the days when thick chest hair like Siew Ho’s as being “very man”!
And hairless smooth legs were considered sissy! So, Ah Boon, let me tell you, your hairy legs should be your pride and not to feel ashamed of, understand?
The world has changed, now men shave their armpit’s hair, their legs etc… and opt for smooth skin, it’s so unnatural… I’m a conservative, I respect originality, I will not allow the world and people’s comments to affect my every move…
So, my protest today is : Ah Bin! I just refuse to shave! Let’s see what you can do about that?
Come on, all my supporters! Let’s shout it out with me : I don’t want to shave! I don’t want to shave! I just refuse to shave!
Remember, when we meet, we must shout this slogan too : I don’t want to shave! I don’t want to shave! I just refuse to shave!
Thank you for all your support!