Tag Archive - 幽默感,sense of humour

有趣的告示牌。。。 Interesting sign boards…

看你看得出这些告示牌里英文翻译有趣的地方吗?若看不出,那你的英文程度也是差不多了。。。哈哈!

See whether you can tell the “funny parts” of the English translations in these sign boards, if you can’t, then your English will be about that standard too… haha!

还有游泳照。。。 And swimming photos…

既然沐浴照和洗澡艺术都跟大家分享了。。。那在泳池游泳的也没什么好大惊小怪了。。。
但这些照片很有美感哦。。。因我们很顾形象,所以无论做什么,会不会做不重要,重要的是要做的很好看。。。哈哈哈哈!
(给那些做人严肃到没幽默感的,以上只是开玩笑,OK?所以请息怒。。。做人要有幽默感,要不然你会活得很痛苦,身边的人更痛苦。。。)

Since I’ve shown you my “shower” photos and the art of having a shower… guess there is nothing shocking about photos in the swimming pool…
But they are beautifully taken… since we are very particular about image, so whatever we do, whether we can do it is not important, the important thing is whether we look good while doing it… hahahaha!
(For those who are so serious as a human being till lacking in a sense of humour, the above comment is just a joke, ok? So please calm down… As human beings we need to have a sense of humour, otherwise your life will be such a torture, and people around you are even more tormented…)

阿文门徒现身。。。 Ah Boon’s disciple reveals himself…

这到底是谁的脚。。。?
Whose feet are these actually…?

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对了,不是“猪狸鹅死”(Julius)的。。。
Right, not Julius’…

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也不是“喂了虫”(Willard Chong)和“饿到晕”(Edwin,名字修改了)的。。。
Not Willard’s or Edwin’s…
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更不可能是胡须先生的啦!
and of course definitely not the bearded one’s!
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有一些人以为是他的。。。但这到底是谁啊???
Some thought his… but who is this???

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好啦,再给你们看多一点就晓得了啦。。。但也要随图学技巧哦。。。
Alright, I’ll show you more and you will know… but you must learn the skill too as you look at the pictues…

首先,脚这样子放是为了促进血液循环,会睡得更甜,不轻易醒来。。。
First, place your feet like this to help blood flow so you can sleep better and not awakened easily…
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身体要弯曲的恰到好处,角度要对。。。
Your body must stretch and bend at just the right angles…
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有没有注意到左手要怎样放?角度错会导致腰酸背痛哦。。。
Noticed where you place the left hand? Wrong angle can cause backaches and joints problems…
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空间再小,只要会“乔”,全身都可以伸展的很舒服。。。睡得好跟那大大的十字架无关哦,你们不要太迷信哦。。。
Even with very limited space, if you know how to “adjust”, you can still stretch the whole body comfortably… The good sleep has nothing to do with that big cross, don’t be too superstitious…
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同样的姿势可以保持很长的时间哦,别人再怎么吵、笑、拍照,也不受干扰。。。你看都凌晨2点22分了!
Same posture can be maintained for a long period of time no matter how noisy others are talking, laughing, taking photos etc… See, it was already 2:22am!
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你看睡得多甜美,口水都要流出来了。。。
Look, such a sweet sleep, the saliva was about to flow out…
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谢谢“崩泥”传授这些宝贵知识与教导这人间罕见技巧。。。
Thanks to Benny for passing on this precious knowledge and teaching this uniquely rare skill we can find on earth…
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你的师傅阿文绝对引你为荣!
Your Master Boon will definitely be very proud of you!
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