隐藏才华被发掘。。。 Hidden talent explored…

话说,环境可以改变一个人,也可以激发人的潜能。。。
那天,在吉隆坡廉航飞机场,这话应验在我身上了!
又有谁会想到我竟然是灭蝇高手?若不露两下子,也不会被注意到吧?

It was said, environment can transform a person, and it can also motivate your hidden talent…
That day, at KL LCCT, this came to pass on me!
Who would have thought I am actually a talented fly-terminator? If I did not show them, I would never have been noticed…

 

 

那天因有几个小时等飞回古晋的飞机,就到饮食店买咖啡喝。。。
无法想象在这么重要及游客众多的场所,竟然苍蝇满满盖著餐桌!
起初我们只是挥手把苍蝇吓走,可它们一下子又飞回来。。。我看不下去了!
我真服了一些人,包括我的同伴们,那么轻易就适应与接纳一群讨厌的伙伴围绕你,飞来飞去。。。

店里也没什么灭蝇器具,我就吩咐少年人去问员工有没有灭蝇拍之类的东西,他说没有。。。
我就吩咐彬彬去买一份报纸,我要把它卷成“棍子形”当苍蝇拍!
结果。。。请看我的成就!在短短的不到二十分钟内。。。
我用的报纸是南洋商报。。。

That day, because we had a few hours to wait for our flight back to Kuching, we went to the shop for some coffee…
Hard to imagine such an important and tourists frequented place could have so many flies covering the tables!
Initially, we only waved our hands to scare the flies away, but they soon returned again… and I could not stand it!
I was amazed at how easily other people, including my companions so easily adjusted and accepted such unwanted company swarming around you…

There was no fly-traps in the shop, I asked my youth to go ask the staff for some fly swat or whatever, he came back empty-handed…
So I asked Jonas to go buy some newspaper which I was going to roll into a “stick” that I could use as a fly swat!
The result… please see my achievement! Within a short period of less than 20 minutes…
I used Nanyang Daily…

 

 

别人以为我是太闲空,无聊到“打苍蝇”。。。我才不是!我是为民除害!
有些人可能觉得我在杀生,很残忍。。。可知苍蝇是多么的肮脏及疾病带菌者,无法想象为何要保护苍蝇。。。

接下来,对于那些有意参与为民除害行动的,我也不吝向你们传授一些灭蝇技巧。。。
仔细观察以下图片,也请注意眼神和身体姿势,那些是很重要的。。。

Some think I am too free, or too bored till I “killed flies”… I was not, ok?! I was doing the community some good!
Some may think I am very cruel for killing innocent lives… but do you know how dirty flies are and they are disease-carriers? Can’t imagine why flies ought to be protected…

Next, for those who are interested in doing the community some good, I will be generous in sharing my fly-terminating technique…
Observe the following pictures carefully, and please also take note of my stare and body posture, those are crucial…

 

第一步:买一份南洋商报,卷成棍子形状,寻找目标。。。
Step 1: Buy yourself Nanyang Daily, roll into shape, look for your target…

 

第二步:锁定目标,眼神要狠,不可心软。。。
Step 2: Aim at your target, stare fiercely, do not soften your heart…

 

第三步:用力挥下去,但力度要对,要留完整尸体。。。衣服也尽量不要太短,免得曝露太多不雅。。。
(与Megan Fox在”Transformers”清理她单车雷同的姿势完全是碰巧,绝无模仿或抄袭。。。)

Step 3: Hit with much strength, but must be the right strength as we must leave the corpse intact… make sure your shirt is not too short or it is unsightly to over-expose yourself…
(The similar posture with Megan Fox cleaning her motorbike in “Transformers” is purely coincidental, definitely no imitation or copying…)

 

刚刚说到力度要对,要保留完尸是有原因的。。。
因为环境又激发起另一种隐藏的才华,即,阿兆的特别艺术:死苍蝇设计

We mentioned that the strength must be right to preserve an intact corpse is with a purpose…
Because the environment has motivated yet another hidden talent, i.e. Zhao’s special art: Design of dead flies

 

因这整个感人事件是发生在亚航廉航机场,所以为了纪念,阿兆把死苍蝇设计成亚航的口号字眼“FLY”。。。即,“Now everyone can FLY”的意思,很创意吧?
苍蝇英文单字也是“FLY”,希望亚航也会解决苍蝇为患问题。。。

Because this entire touching incident happened at Air Asia’s LCCT, so in remembrance, Zhao designed the dead flies into the word “FLY” taken form Airasia’s slogan “Now everyone can FLY”, very creative, right?
And hopefully Airasia will also do something about the FLY-infestation…