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大熱門高偉宏沒進入決賽??? Hot favourite David Koh not in the final???

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可靠消息称,大热门“琴与炉”的作者高大团长,被亲切称为“红哥”的高伟宏,,少年人最爱最支持的高大团长,没有进入决赛!!!
这消息可靠吗?据说他是被迫退赛的其中一名!被迫退赛的原因很简单,怕他太红,威胁了主办单位幕后老板的地位!
这幕后老板又是谁,抱歉这不方便透露。。。

Reliable sources say the hot favourite, writer of “The harp and the censer” mighty leader Koh, dearly called Brother Red, the most loved and supported leader of the youths is not in the final!!!
Is this information reliable? According to the source, he is Koh is said to be one of the two forced to withdraw from the competition! The reason is simple, for fear that he might become too “red” (popular) thus threatening the position of the boss behind this competition!
As for who this boss behind the scene is, sorry it is not convenient to reveal…

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记者有企图联络红哥要证实此惊人消息,但他手机没开,他两个女儿高宁和高静也拒绝回答任何问题。。。
我们怀疑很可能他伤心过度避谈此事,或者被下令封口!

Our reporter attempted to contact Brother Red to confirm this shocking news but his mobile phone is not on and both his daughters, Laetitia and Trixie refused to answer any question too…
We suspect he must be devastated by this and avoid talking about this topic or he has been ordered to shut his mouth!

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另,也有消息指,另一名被迫退赛的准决赛选手是志恒,外号“恨你脏”,原因是他长得太像周星驰和林志颖的混合体,若他进入决赛会模糊焦点!
但记者不敢联络恨你脏,因他不喜欢接电话,怕被他骂。。。我们会从他女儿绿卡那边探听消息~

Besides, there is another news saying the other confirmed finalist being forced to withdraw is Henry Chong, nicknamed iGeek, reason being he really resembles the mix of Stephen Chow and Jeremy Lin Zhi Ying, if he is in, he will become a major distraction of the competition!
Our reporter dared not call him for fear that we might get scolded as he does not like to answer calls… but we will try to extract information from his daughter, Ricca~

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这次比赛真是一波未平一波又起,太多流言和假设。。。
或者难道赛事未比赛已有结果?
难道写“我们唱得很大声”的那个”饥民“是内定冠军?

This competition really suffers onslaught after onslaught, so many rumours and assumptions…
Or perhaps the competition results are already know before the competition even starts?
Or may be they have already fixed the guy who wrote “We sing loud”, Skinny Meng as the champion?

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这一大堆负面消息会不会影响收视率?少年人会不会全体杯葛这场大决赛?
一连续突发事件让主办单位措手不及,还是他们一手促成???
放心,我们会步步追踪,一有最新消息就会毫无保留报给大家听!
请锁定www.gtlim.com,最可靠消息来自这里,请勿听信其它没证实消息和来源!

Would all these negative news affect the rating of the programme? Would the youths boycott the final altogether?
This series of sudden incidences have taken the organizers by surprise or did they mastermind all this themselves???
Do not worry, we would pursue every clue and evidence, when we have the information, we will report unreservedly to you all!
Please stay logged into www.gtlim.com, the most reliable source comes from here, do not listen to other unsubstantiated news or sources!

台下到底看到什么。。。? What do they see down there…?

常常在台上又讲、又演、又唱。。。认真尽力和投入,可是台下的人到底看到什么?
脑子里想的又是什么?有时候我在想。。。
Often speaking, acting and singing on stage… seriously making great effort and very into it, but what do people down there actually see?
And what are they thinking in their mind? Sometimes I wonder…

 

说真的,我会从头到脚好好预备自己。。。
Honestly, I would prepare myself properly from head to toes…

 

也会好好练我的歌,背歌词等等。。。
唱歌时也很投入,你看照片就会赞成,哈哈。。。
I will also practise my songs well, memorize the lyrics etc…
And when I sing, I am very into it, look at the photos and you would agree, haha…

 

啊~啊~啊~~~嘴巴越张越大,完全进入忘我境界~~~
Ah~ ahh~ ahhh~~~ and the mouth gets wider and wider, totally immersed and lost in my own world~~~

 

所以你绝对不能说我不认真。。。
So you definitely can’t say I’m not serious…

 

不止唱歌,讲故事也一样认真与投入!
Not just singing, but equally serious and into it while telling stories!

 

表情动作一定要配合故事内容。。。
Expressions and actions must flow with the story…

 

然后越讲越兴奋就忘记形象了。。。
Then getting more and more excited and forgetting image…

 

这么用心良苦,台下的人懂吗。。。?
Making such effort, do people down there appreciate…?

 

哎呀,管不了那么多啦!只要尽力做好本分,上帝看得见就好了。。。
Sigh, can’t  bother too much! As long as doing my best, and God can see it, that is enough…

 

主啊,就让我一直为你讲、为你演、为你唱吧。。。
O Lord, just let me continue to speak, act and sing just for You…

 

如果我是驾驶员。。。 If I were a driver…

眨看这公车,你可能没觉得什么特别,可你越靠近,再加上有观察力的话,就会看到有趣的东西。。。

At a glance, this bus does not appear to have anything special, but if you get closer and if you are observant, you would notice something interesting…

 

那些眼力好,自认很有观察力,而且不能被挑战的一定很努力在看了,哈哈。。。
有没有看到什么啊?要不要我再靠近一点?
好吧,我们再靠近巴士车一点吧。。。

Those with good eye-sight and full of the confidence that you are very observant, and cannot stand any challenge, must be watching very closely now, haha…
So have you noticed anything? Shall we get closer?
Ok, let’s get closer to the bus…

 

哇,现在太明显了。。。
什么?有些人还没看到什么东西??
那就再靠近一点。。。

Now, that is very obvious…
What? Some still have not noticed anything??
Then let’s get even closer…

 

若还是看不清楚,那我就冒险更靠近一点,但这样靠近也太危险了吧。。。
看到了没有?知道驾驶员是谁吗?哈哈。。。

If still not clear, then let me take a big risk to get closer, but it is really dangerous to be so close…
Saw it? Know who the driver is? Haha…
( For those who don’t read Chinese, on the lower right is written the bus driver’s name, and that’s my name!! )

 

 

哈哈哈。。。这是我一位很特别的朋友在台湾公路拍到的。。。
很巧吧?
我在想,我这朋友看到时有什么感觉和感想或感动。。。?
神有没有说什么?哈哈!

Hahaha… this picture was taken by a very special friend on the highway in Taiwan…
Such a coincidence, right?
Am thinking, upon seeing this, what went through my friend’s thought, feeling and heart…?
Did God say anything? Haha!

 

有时候人真的是同名不同命。。。
我不是公车司机,但我却是灵魂的司机。。。
但愿我能把每个搭乘我的列车的灵魂载到最闪亮光明及快乐的地方。。。

Sometimes really, people can have the same name but totally different lives…
I am not a bus driver, but I am a driver of souls…
May I be able to bring every soul who gets on my bus to the brightest and happiest place ever…