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透露另四名決賽选手! Another FOUR finalists revealed!

可怜金豹好像四围被骂的很惨!自己进不了决赛,新闻又报的不好,看来他应该快改行了。。。
Pitiful Golden Leopard seems to be attacked by all sides so badly! He did not make it to the final himself, and now is bad at reporting the news as well, seems like he should switch career soon….

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好吧,第六位!这个不得了!当记者问她猜测谁会进总决赛时,她毫无迟疑的第一个说她自己,而且她说这不是猜测,她说她已知道!她知道!!!所以称她为女先知一点都不为过!
对了,她就是大家最熟悉和被亲切称为悯母的溪妖铁(CL Tay)!据说那晚她献唱时,哭的哭、喊的喊、晕的晕、吐的吐、发作的发作,整个场面失控!怪只怪大家没听金豹劝告要先洁净自己才能听悯母的歌。连当天另两位评审都充满惊恐和颤抖恳求说:一定要给她进决赛!一定要给她进决赛!。。。因为他们深怕受审判!

悯母果然是怜悯之母,她知道总决赛不能出事,她为了大家的安危着想,她决定决赛时找一个代唱歌手代唱,就照悯母亲口说的:“这样比赛才能顺利完成,不会有太多突然发作事件产生。”
但悯母还是劝我们不可以掉以轻心,她不能担保不会出事,因为能力也在她的歌里!“我只希望代唱歌手能把整首歌平安唱完。。。”她语重心长的说。

那代唱歌手将会是谁呢?据说主办单位还在迫切寻找这种勇气可嘉,勇于冒险的歌手;如果你自认能胜任,不妨联络金豹接洽一下。。。

Ok, the 6th finalist! This one is amazing! When the reporter asked her who she would guess to be in the final, without hesitation the first person she said was herself! And she said she was not GUESSING, she ALREADY KNEW! SHE KNEW!!! So it is not a bit over-stating when we call her prophetess!
Yes, she is the very popular and fondly called Mother Mercy CL Tay! Reports said on that night she sang, some cried, some screamed, some fainted, some vomitted, some manifested, it was a real chaos, totally lost control! We can only blame the audience for not listening to Leopard’s advice to cleanse yourselves first before listening to Mercy’s singing. Even the two judges that night was filled with fear and trembling and they kept begging: Let her enter the final! Let her enter the final!… because they did not want to bring judgement on themselves!

And Mother Mercy is indeed full of mercy, she knows we cannot allow unpleasant incidences during the Final, so for the sake of the safety of all, she has decided to find a representing singer to sing her song in the final, we quote Mercy’s own words: “Only then can the final be carried out smoothly, sudden manifestations will be kept to the minimal.”
However, Mother continued to advise us not to take it too lightly as she cannot guarantee anything. “I can only hope the representing singer can finish singing the whole song safely…”, she said with a heavy heart.

Then who will this representing singer be? The organizer is still desperately seeking this singer with such courage and bravery to take up the challenge, if you think you are up to it, do contact Leopard to discuss…

警告!在看以下几张悯母溪妖铁的照片之前,请先洁净自己!
Warning! Before you look at Mothers Mercy CL Tay’s photos below, please cleanse yourselves first!

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接下来几位,金豹就不详细介绍了因时间有限,而且大家又急着想知道答案。。。
For the next few, Leopard will not introduce in details because of time and you all are also eager to know the answer…

第七位:真红(恨你脏妻,绿卡妈)
The 7th finalist: Jane Hong (Hen’s wife, Ricca’s mum)

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第八位:杀了得 (代唱歌手:金)
但是在总决赛很可能是女歌手唱这首歌,是不是杀了得自己唱,还是另找一位代唱歌手呢。。。?
日后必揭晓~

The 8th finalist: Charlotte (Representing singer: Kim)
But it could well be a female singer singing this song in the final, whether it is going to be Charlotte herself, or another representing singer…?
The answer will be known~

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第九位:恨你脏!
偷偷告诉你,我们的评审折腾组,给了恨你脏最高分!这跟他们师徒关系有关吗?还是恨你脏的歌真的那么好?身负这种负面传闻,恨你脏会不会一恨之下不出赛呢?会不会因此把位子让给原本没进决赛的选手呢。。。?

The 9th Finalist: Henry Chong!
Tell you secretly, our judge Jaydon Joo gave Henry the highest mark! Has this got to do with their sifu-student relationship, or is Henry’s song really good? Facing this kind of negative report, will Hen angrily abandon his right in the final and give his place to some other contestant not in the final…?

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现在九位进入决赛的选手都知道了,下一次报导将报告最后剩下的六位的名单,但如恨你脏不能承受负面传闻的压力而真的突然宣布退赛,那将会报告七位选手的名字。。。所以,你们是希望六位还是七位呢。。。?
那最后几位将要报告的又是谁呢?”我们唱的很大声“的饥民会不会在决赛当中呢?他是不是真的传闻中的内定冠军呢?
请锁定金豹惊爆更多新闻。。。

Now you know the nine contestants who have entered the final, the next report will reveal the remaining six, but if Hen cannot withstand the pressure of negative report and decides to withdraw suddenly, then we will announce seven… so do you hope for six or seven…?
Then who are the remaining ones yet to be announced? Will Kee Meng of “We Sing Loud” be in the final? Or is he really the pre-decided champion as rumoured???
Do log into more shocking news from Leopard…

这凳子什么颜色? What colour is this stool?

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你们看看这凳子什么颜色?没经过“我训练”的人很可能会马上回答:黑色啦!那么明显!还需要问吗?
但有经过“我训练”的就可能会想:嗯,问这么明显的问题,答案肯定没那么简单!他葫芦里不知卖什么膏药?

What colour is this stool?
Those not “trained by me” would probably answer immediately: Black of course! Isn’t it very obvious? Why ask?!
But those “trained by me” would probably think: Hmm… asking such an obvious question, I’m sure the answer isn’t that simple! Wonder what trick is he pulling at this time?

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第一种人会有点太果断或自以为是,而第二种人又有点太复杂。。。
哎唷!那到底要怎样回答啊??哈哈!!
好啦,好啦,就直接告诉你们答案吧,这凳子是亮丽粉红色!

林义忠!你眼睛有没有问题啊???
再看清楚一点。。。这怎么会是亮丽粉红色呢??

The first type of people are kind of too decisive or assuming, and the second type are slightly too complicated…
My goodness! Then how to answer the question?? Haha!!
Alright, alright, let me tell you the answer directly, the stool is shocking pink in colour!

Hey GT! Are you sure your eyes are alright???
Look again… how can this possibly be shocking pink??

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是的!它真的是粉红色!
我们凡事不能只看外表,很多东西背后是有故事的。
至于这凳子怎么会是粉红色背后的故事,就等我下一篇再告诉你吧。。。

Yes! It is really pink in colour!
We must not judge everything from its appearance, many things have a story behind.
As for the story behind why this stool is pink in colour, I will tell you in my next article…

福州人和客家人的故事。。。 Story of The Foochow and The Hakka…

话说客家人决定到中国广州去考察他工程要所用到的产品。
It started with The Hakka deciding to go to Guangzhou, China, to source for products for his business projects.

客家人 - 酷酷的,穿着有品味,年轻,很瘦但好看,有时下流行的发型。
The Hakka – cool, dresses well, young,very thin but good- looking, sports the
latest hairstyle.

客家人联络在中国已有十年生意经验,现在也住在广州的福州人。
身为好朋友,福州人很欢迎客家人的到来,而且非常乐意当向导和帮助。

The Hakka contacted The Foochow  who has had business dealings in China for ten years already and is currently residing in Guangzhou.
Being a good friend, The Foochow happily welcomed the coming of The Hakka and was most willing to be a guide and help.

 

福州人 - 讲话大声,偏向胖的那一边,满脑子生意经,对服装与时尚等无聊东西一点兴趣都没有,房间里也没有镜子。
The  Foochow – loud, more on the plump side, very business-minded, has no interest in fashion and such nonsense whatsoever, does not have a mirror in his bedroom.

哦,我有没有说客家人也邀请福建人同去?什么原因只有客家人知道。
总之,福建人在故事里不重要,他只是写故事的人。
Oh, did I mention The Hakka invited The Hokkien to come along, for reason only known to The Hakka himself?
The Hokkien is not important in this story, he is just the writer here.

经过一天的考察,福州人有所观察,但基于礼貌和不要使客家人难为情,他偷偷告诉福建人说客家人生意经不够,太老实和太轻易相信人。
“他这样很容易被一些诡诈的中国生意人杀掉的,”福州人告诉福建人。
可是按福建人的注意,客家人好像很开心被杀,还以为自己找到很好的机会。。。

After a day of sourcing around, The Foochow had some observation, but being very polite and not wanting to embarrass The Hakka, he secretly told The Hokkien that The Hakka isn’t business-minded enough as he is too straight and trusting, “he can be easily slaughtered by some unscrupulous business people in China,” The Foochow told The Hokkien.
But as The Hokkien observed, in fact The Hakka seemed very happy to be slaughtered thinking he had got some very good deals.

 

所以很善良的福建人,就很福建的告诉客家人福州人所说的;可是那客家人一贯很酷的个性,才懒得去理福建人真心的劝告。
So being very kind and very Hokkien, The Hokkien told The Hakka what The Foochow said.
But being very typical of The Hakka, he remained cool and couldn’t be bothered with The Hokkien’s honest advice.

 

所以福建人唯一能做的就是,每当客家人好像就要谈好价钱和做决定时,福建人就赶忙呼叫福州人过来干涉和拯救。
然后福建人就会悄悄走开,因为福州人大声谈判的方式是有点难为情。。。
Therefore the only thing The Hokkien could do was, whenever The Hokkien saw that The Hakka seemed about to strike a deal on certain prices, The Hokkien
would quickly cry out to The Foochow to come and intervene and rescue. Then The Hokkien would quietly walk away because the loud negotiation technique of The Foochow can be quite embarrassing.

 

两天过后,客家人完成他的任务,就闲逛买纪念品。很莫名其妙的他竟然想买茶壶,因这之前从来没看过他喝中国茶!
他就装得很专业那样看茶壶,还问女老板他们有没有售卖设计师限量版的茶壶。。。女老板说个个都是设计师的限量版!
但客家人没看上任何一个,他找那种很时尚创意的中国茶壶。。。
哎哟,拜托啦,客家先生,这里讲的是中国茶壶啊,怎么可能找到时尚设计和惊人色彩呢?

After two days, The Hakka got what he came for and was free to roam around and shop for souvenirs. Very randomly he wanted to buy a Chinese teapot though I had never seen him drink Chinese tea before. So he acted like a real pro looking at the teapots and asking the lady of the shop whether they sold limited designer’s edition teapots… The shop lady said all were designers’ limited editions!
But The Hakka could not find one he really liked, he was looking for something modern and creative…
Oh, come on, get serious man, Mr. Hakka, we are talking about Chinese teapots here! Modern design with daring
colours??

突然,客家人听到女老板讲家乡话,充满惊喜的发现大家是同乡!
哇,感觉好像在中国找到他的根,和失散多年的姐姐!
他们只差没有拥抱哭泣罢了!
Then The Hakka overheard the lady boss spoke in their mother tongue and discovered with great joy that they were from the same village in China!
Wow, The Hakka felt as though he had found his root and his long lost sister in China. They only fell short of hugging each other and cried.

 

所以这“善良”的客家妇女就充满爱心的要帮助这可能是他从马来西亚来失散多年的弟弟,她非常关心的对他客家人说他若去别家店肯定被杀,因为客家人对于茶壶的提问会马上出卖自己是茶壶的外行。
她就安慰客家人说他来对了店,因为既然大家是同乡她就很乐意用很低的380人民币,卖给他一个设计师茶壶!她说别人因看得出客家人对茶壶一窍不通,一定会轻易说那茶壶值一千人民币以上!客家人当然被这新姐姐的爱感动。

So the “kind” Hakka lady, full of compassion to help her possible long lost Hakka brother from Malaysia. She felt very concerned for The Hakka and said he would surely be slaughtered if he had gone to the other shops, as The Hakka’s various questions about teapots immediately betrayed the fact that he was only an amateur in teapots. So she comforted The Hakka that he had come to the right shop as
since they are from the same village in China, she was most willing to sell him very cheaply a designer teapot for RMB380 only! She said others would have easily quoted RMB1,000 and above since The Hakka appeared so raw in this trade. Of course The Hakka felt very touched by the love of his new sister.

 

在此刻,眼看客家人就要被宰了,福建人又赶快叫福州人来干涉。。。
结果那很便宜380人民币的茶壶以150卖给客家人!
福州人说若不是赶时间去机场,他一定杀到100才肯罢休。。。
我看以后我们到中国买东西一定要叫福州人作向导。。。

At this juncture, seeing The Hakka was about to be slaughtered, The Hokkien quickly asked The Foochow to intervene again…
As a result, the very cheap RMB380 designer teapot was sold for only RMB150 to The Hakka!
The Foochow said if we were not rushing to the airport, he would have insisted on just RMB100…
I think we should all ask The Foochow to be our guide when we go shopping in China…

本来都斯斯文文的,突然间。。。 Was gentle and sweet, then suddenly…

有时候看到一些自己拍得不错的照片,轻微的话,会鼓励到自己,给自己一些自信。。。
Sometimes seeing some well-taken photos of ourselves, to a lesser degree, it can encourage ourselves and give ourselves some self-confidence…

 

严重的话,就会让自己很自恋,不能自拔的爱上自己。。。
你曾有同感吗?不曾??
那是因为你从来没有拍到自己很好看的照片,哈哈哈哈!!开玩笑啦,不要太认真!!
To a more serious degree, we can become self-obsessed, helplessly falling in love with ourselves…
Have you experienced that before? No? ?
That’s because you have never had any nice photos taken of yourselves, hahahaha!! Just kidding, don’t take it so seriously!!

 

最近在印尼北干布道,摄影师帮我拍到如上面那两张让我很满意,让我不感到自卑的照片。。。
正当很自我欣赏时,突然间。。。

Recently during my evangelistic concert in Pekanbaru, Indonesia, the photographer captured some shots like the two above that I am well-satisfied with, photos that make me feel not so inferior…
Just when I am admiring myself, suddenly…

 

斯斯文文、美美的表情开始起变化。。。
The sweet and gentle expression begins to take on some changes…

 

而且越来越夸张。。。
And getting more and more exaggerated…

 

不止表情变丑,脸形也开始肿胀。。。
And not just the expression becoming ugly, the face begins to swell up too…

 

真的很破坏形象耶。。。自信心也不见了,哈哈。。。
Really destroys my image… and the self-confidence disappears straight away, hahaha….

 

拜托啦,以后有一些表情可以不要拍吗?哈哈哈。。。
Oh please, can you not take some expressions in future? Hahaha…

 

例外人,祖,有个秘密。。。 The Remnant Jaydon has a secret…

这是例外人,祖,很帅吧?
This is The Remnant Jaydon, very handsome, right?

但祖,有个你们很多,可能全部,都不知道的秘密。。。
But Jaydon has a secret that many of you or perhaps all, do not know…

他自己是不会告诉你们的。。。
He will not tell you guys himself…

哇!是什么秘密?你们都不知道吧?
Wow! What secret? You all do not know, right?

要不要我偷偷的告诉你。。。?
Want me to tell you secretly…?

跟这照片有关哦。。。嘻嘻嘻。。。
Has got something to do with this photo… hehehe…

但也要看大家是不是真的有兴趣想知道啦。。。如果少过三十个“”留言,就证明大家没什么兴趣,也显示祖人气太低,那我就不说了哦。。。
But that depends on how interested you really are to know… if less than 30 “people” leaving comments, that will show you guys are not so interested, and also Jaydon is not that popular after all, so I will not be revealing then…

祖为什么这样跳?? Why is Jaydon jumping like that??

你一定在想祖这跳法是为何?既不美观,表情又有点抱歉。。。
You must be thinking what it is with Jaydon for jumping like this? Not attractive yet the expression is kind of sorry…

其实去年在葡萄牙,祖也已练过跳跃法,他似乎擅长于显露肚皮,表情也是很抱歉。。。
你们看。。。
Actually in Portugal last year, Jaydon had already practised his jumping style, he seems to specialise in revealing his tummy and the expression is kind of sorry too…
Take a look…

原来不只他一个,四位例外人都有自己的跳法!
好,来看看长得跟祖最靠近的田圣吧,他的跳姿又怎样?。。。
嗯。。。好像很不好意思,又很含蓄、尴尬。。。
The fact is, not just Jaydon, all the four Remnant do have their own jumping style!
Alright, let’s see the most-Jaydon-look-alike Daniel, how is his jumping skill?…
Erm… he looks rather embarrassed, a bit withdrawn and kind of awkward…

田圣怎么跳得那么不自然?唉,怪也只能怪他在葡萄牙时怕太阳,不好好与其他几位一起练习!
How come Daniel’s jump isn’t so natural? Well, he can only blame himself, who asked him to be so afraid of the sun in Portugal and not practising with the rest?

那丘历呢?老实说,这一次他跳得最好看也最高了,终于弥补先天的缺陷,击败其他三位!
What about Danny then? Honestly this time he jumped the nicest and highest, finally overcoming his born handicap beating the other three!

可是去年他在葡萄牙跳得姿态,也只能用西马人讲的“几难看、没眼看”来形容。。。
But his jumping style in Portugal last year can only be described with Malaysian English “terrible lah, no eye see”…

呃。。。还有一位不是吗?。。。老实说这一位我不太想要放上来,因为每次看他的照片就会影响我的心情。。。
但他也是例外人之一呀,不放又有点欠缺公平,所以还是得放。。。
好吧,阿保的。。。至于评语嘛,留给你们自己讲评吧!
Err… there is another one, right?… Honestly I am not very willing to show his, because each time I look at his photos, it affects my mood…
But he is also one of the Remnant so will be quite unfair if I don’t show it, so no choice…
Ok, Rambo’s… as for comment, I’ll leave it to you guys!

他去年也有练习,他的“弄你讨厌到要打他”的功夫已达到炉火纯青的境界!
He did practise too last year, and his skill to annoy-you-till-you-want-to-hit-him is already unequalled and incomparable!

但这些人到底为什么这样认真练习跳法呢?这也难怪他们,因当我们看到一个唯美的东西或奇观,我们很自然都会想要拥有或模仿。。。他们就是看到以下。。。
But why do these people so seriously want to learn the jumping skill? You can’t really blame them because when we see something of breath-taking beauty or wonder, we very naturally want to own or imitate it too… the below is what they saw…

三个例外人在跳,还有一个在哪里? 3 Remnant members jumping, where was the other one?

再看看以下的照片,例外人团员明明有四位,你如果注意的话,这些照片中只有三位在跳,另外一位在哪里?没有跳的是哪一位?

我知道你们一定会自以为很聪明,马上很简单的回答说:他负责拍照啦!。。。是吗?那为什么不一下子拍三个人?而是每次只有两个人在照片当中?

我说,看起来是照片中的人轮流互拍,所以才一次只拍两个人;若果是这样,那第四位例外人到底在哪里?他在做什么?

留些评语看你猜得对吗。。。

Look at the photos below again, we know there are four Remnant members, but if you look closely, you would notice only three were doing the jumping act, where was the other one? And who is the missing one?

I know you all will think yourselves very clever by answering hastily and simply saying “he was taking the photos for them, what else?”… Really? Then why didn’t he take all three at one go instead of just having two persons in each photo each time?

I say, it looks like the people in the photos took turns to take the photos, that is why you only see two persons each time; if that is the case, then where was the 4th Remnant? What was he doing?

Leave some comments to see whether you can guess right…

这两个是谁?Who are these two?

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同样的两个人。。。The same two guys again…

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第三位也出现了!  The 3rd guy appeared!

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祖仿佛越跳越凶,有跳上瘾之嫌。。。在火车轨道上乱跳,不良示范,小孩莫学习!
Jaydon seems to be getting fiercer and more aggresive, I suspect he is getting addicted to the jumping game…
Jumping like crazy on railway track, very bad demonstartion, children must not imitate!

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那第四位呢?他在哪里?他为什么没跳?他在做什么?(答案不是他在拍照!)
Then where was the 4th guy? Why didn’t he join in the jump? What was he doing?
( The answer is not he was taking the pictures! )

田圣他没跳,因为。。。 Daniel was not jumping because…

对啦,四个例外人当中其中没有跳的是田圣,答案太清楚了!
Ya, you all are right, of the four Remnant, the only one who was not jumping was Daniel, so very obvious!

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但至于他为什么没跳?你们多数的答案也几乎都很准确,可见你们对我们这“神秘”酷帅的底细也挺清楚的。。。
其实两次都如阿保所说的,田圣正在逃避欧洲强烈的阳光。。。
But as to why he did not join in the jumping fun, most of your answers are rather accurate too, so it seems you all do quite know the background of our “mysterious” Mr. Cool…
Actually both times were as Rambo had said, Daniel was escaping from the scorching European sun…

第一次的地点是葡萄牙海边,他老早就快步走到海边躲在岩石下。。。
The first time was at the seaside in Portugal, he walked very quickly to the beach and hid under some rock…

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第二次是在瑞士上山观光的小火车站。。。
The second time was at the little train station where the train takes you up the hill for a tour…
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但你们猜的有一些原因也蛮正确的。。。比如。。。
But some of your answers are quite true too… For example…

(1) eunice says: 他懒得开口,也许也是懒得跳咯。。。不然,就是觉得很无聊。。。
( He is lazy to open his mouth, so perhaps lazy to jump as well… or he thought it was very silly… )
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(2) 翠微 says: 田圣哈?他站边看热闹咯。他那么酷,那里会作这样释放的动作呢。。。
( Daniel? Standing at the side to watch all the excitement. He is so cool, he surely wouldn’t do such a wild act…)
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(3) Alison says: I agree with what Chui Wei had said, Daniel just stood on one side and watched with a tiny bit of smile on his ‘Cool” face…
(我赞成翠微说的,田圣就只站在一边观看,酷酷的脸上带着一丝笑容。。。)
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(4) Shirley Ngu(吴太) says: 我猜。。。田圣是懒得拍照,这动作他不想拍,又或是他在很专注的思考,或是在发呆。。呵呵~~
( I guess… Daniel was too lazy to take picture, or he was not keen on such action, or he was in deep thought or was simply day-dreaming…)
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(5) sarah says: …I think may be he is too shy to jump le…^^
(。。。我想他是太害羞不敢跳吧。。。^^)
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(6) ESTHER CHIANG says: 我猜“田聖”想其師“林牧師”都沒跳像他們那個樣子,那他干嘛跳。。。
( I guess Daniel thought, his master Pastor Lim was not jumping like them, then why should he…)
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(7) chung yi says: 他在找最適合他的場景,但找不到有一絲絲朦朧美的畫面符合他的形象。
( He was looking for a more suitable scenery but could not find one enchantingly beautiful place to suit his image.)
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(8)最不可能的原因是这个/ The most unlikely reason is this:chiew fung says: He sings lah…. (他在唱歌。。。)
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(9) 其实还有一个原因,记得这张照片吗,火车冲过来的时候拍的?
Actually there was one more reason, remember this photo that was taken when the train was coming right towards the target?

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。。。当时田圣负责收拾残局。。。(有注意到他抱着的黑袋吗?)
…at that time, Daniel was in charge of cleaning up the mess…
(You noticed the black plastic bag he was holding?)
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跳的艺术。。。 The art of jumping…

经我那么优美的一跳,很多人议论纷纷说是假跳,电脑造假等等。。。唉,真是人心比万物都诡诈!
After seeing my beautiful jump, so many controversies resulted accusing that it is fake, computer effect etc… sigh! How wicked human hearts are!

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好啦,好啦!与其一天到晚妒忌我,倒不如来学学我跳的艺术!看我今天心情好,就请我几个学生来免费传授给你们几招跳的艺术吧!

Ok, ok! Rather than feeling so jealous of me the whole day, why not learn from me the art of jumping! Since I’m in a good mood today, I’ll ask my students to teach you some artistic jumping skills for free!

(1)刚开始学习时,不要一飞冲天,先学一只脚离开地面(看后面那个)。。。如果害怕想哭,像前面那位,那也很正常,要慢慢适应。。。
When you first start to learn, don’t be too ambitious and jump too high, just let one leg leave the ground first (see the guy at the back)… If you are afraid and wanna
cry like the guy in front, that’s very normal, you will adjust slowly…

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(2) 你看,胜过恐惧,跳得很高,肚脐都跑出来了。。。后面那个,奇怪?怎么还是只是一只脚起来?
See, after overcoming the initial fear, you can jump very high, even exposing your belly button… but the guy at the back, strange… how come still only one leg in the air?

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(3)会越练越进步,你如果像天才阿Hen那么有观察力,很会注意角度、动作等等,跟上面一张比,你会知道他们有进步:1. 肚脐和肚子露得更明显了;2. 后面的虽然右脚还是不离地,但是左脚和
双手抬得更高了!
You will improve as you practise more. If you are like Genius Hen who is so observant noticing the anlges, movements etc, and compare the photo above, you will
notice that they have improved: 1. The belly button and tummy are more obvious now; 2. and the guy at the back, though the right leg is still on the ground, the left leg
and hands are lifted higher now!

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(4)有时换换同伴对你也会有帮助,你看后面那个终于进步了,跳得更高了,肚脐也跑出来了!
Sometimes it helps to have a different partner, see the guy at the back, finally he has improved, now he can jump higher and the belly button is showing too!

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(5)前面那个跳得很好很自然,但他不是我的学生,他是天生的。。。但后面那个好像跳到有点变白痴了!
The guy in front can jump very well and is very natural, but he is not my student, he was born with it… but the guy behind seems to have become a bit cuckoo…

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(6)但这玩意要很小心,会跳上瘾,到处乱跳!
But must be careful with this game, because you can get addicted and start jumping all over the place!

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(7)不管生命危险,在火车轨道上也跳,真是儿童不宜!
No regard for safety, jumping above railway tracks even, really not suitable for children!

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(8)而且会越跳越凶,越疯狂。。。你看祖的脸,跟第一张照片判若两人!
And you can become fiercer and crazier as you jump… just look at Jaydon’s face, compared with the 1st photo, like two entirely different persons!

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(9)这个最疯,我强调他不是我的学生。。。这张是火车冲过来的时候拍的,过后就没有再拍了。。。
This guy is the craziest, let me emphasize, he is not my student… this picture was taken when the train was rushing towards him, after that we didn’t take any more
shots…

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有趣的告示牌。。。 Interesting sign boards…

看你看得出这些告示牌里英文翻译有趣的地方吗?若看不出,那你的英文程度也是差不多了。。。哈哈!

See whether you can tell the “funny parts” of the English translations in these sign boards, if you can’t, then your English will be about that standard too… haha!