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那就叫 “perasan”。。。 Now that is called “perasan”…

记得有一次在洗礼课,我跟新信徒分享有关我喉咙出状况的见证。我提到我已经很难过与困惑我的喉咙严重失声许久,也无法再持续唱歌。我告诉他们上帝很怜悯我,因为就在那个时候他派一位牧师介绍我医治喉咙的秘方,即把鼠尾草煲成又苦又浓的汁用以每天漱口或喝下去。但我说那位是新加坡的牧师,回到古晋我不知在哪里找鼠尾草。

洗礼课程结束时,有一位阿姨就兴致勃勃上来问我鼠尾草怎么写,她说她要去找。。。我听了很感动因为她只不过是一位新信徒,竟然已经会想到要祝福牧师!
正当我望着她,等她继续说更感动的话时,她说:牧师,谢谢你的分享!我要去找这鼠尾草,因为我的喉咙也是已经沙哑很久了,我要试试看能医好我的喉咙吗。。。

说完就走掉了。。。我楞在那里,幸好我还没跟她说谢谢,要不然那可糗了。。。

那就叫“perasan”…

I remember once in the baptismal class, I was sharing with the new believers my testimony regarding my throat and vocal condition. I mentioned I was very desperate and perplexed as I had lost my voice for a long time and I could not carry on singing anymore. I told them God was very merciful to me because just at the right time He sent a pastor to introduce a cure for my throat, that is to boil the herb sage into very thick and bitter juice and use it to gargle or drink it each day. But I said that was a Singaporean pastor so I did not know where to look for sage in Kuching.

After the class had ended, an aunty very excitedly came forward to ask me the writing of sage in Chinese, she said she would go and look for it… I was so touched as I listened to her since she was only a new Christian and already she was thinking of blessing the pastor!
As I looked at her waiting for her to say some more touching words, she said: Pastor, thanks for sharing this, I’m going to look for this sage because my throat has been very bad for a while, I want to see whether this sage can really cure my condition…

And she turned to leave after saying that… I was stunned for a while there, just as well I had not said “thank you” to her, otherwise that would have been so embarrassing…

Now that is called “perasan”…

例外人,祖,有个秘密。。。 The Remnant Jaydon has a secret…

这是例外人,祖,很帅吧?
This is The Remnant Jaydon, very handsome, right?

但祖,有个你们很多,可能全部,都不知道的秘密。。。
But Jaydon has a secret that many of you or perhaps all, do not know…

他自己是不会告诉你们的。。。
He will not tell you guys himself…

哇!是什么秘密?你们都不知道吧?
Wow! What secret? You all do not know, right?

要不要我偷偷的告诉你。。。?
Want me to tell you secretly…?

跟这照片有关哦。。。嘻嘻嘻。。。
Has got something to do with this photo… hehehe…

但也要看大家是不是真的有兴趣想知道啦。。。如果少过三十个“”留言,就证明大家没什么兴趣,也显示祖人气太低,那我就不说了哦。。。
But that depends on how interested you really are to know… if less than 30 “people” leaving comments, that will show you guys are not so interested, and also Jaydon is not that popular after all, so I will not be revealing then…

高分贝拔刀相助。。。 High DB Koh giving a helping hand…

虽然我不是那么会唱歌,但因为出了十多张唱片,所以很多人就常叫我教他们唱歌。。。事实上,我哪会教人唱歌啊?
这次承蒙我集音乐才华、创作、表演、美貌等等于一身的伟大少团团长,高分贝高尊大人的帮忙,这些要学唱歌的人终于如愿以偿了!
Though I do not really sing that well, due to the fact that I have released ten or so albums, many people tend to ask me to teach them how to sing… the truth is, how would I know how to teach people to sing? But this time, with the help of my mighty Youth leader, Mr. High DB Geoff David Koh who has musical talents, composing and performing skills and beauty all rolled into one, many people’s dreams of learning how to sing will come true!

学唱歌是一个艰难过程,费时、费力、费精神,但高大团长却非常大方的愿意传授给大家正确歌唱技巧,还愿意让这艰难课程给拍下供你们在家方便参考与自己练习。。。
It is no easy feat to learn how to sing, it demands your time, energy and concentration, but our Mighty Youth leader is so willing to impart to you the right singing technique, and so willing to let this tough lesson be recorded for your easy reference and practice at home yourselves…

所以大家预备好没有?
So are you all ready?

首先要知道,唱歌嘴形最重要!嘴形对,声音才会出来,字正腔圆。。。所以请注意我的嘴形!
First, you must understand, to sing well, the shape of your mouth is most important! With the right shape of your mouth, then your voice can come out with perfect tone and diction…
So please watch the shape of my mouth!

来唱个 “Ahhh…”
Let’s sing an “Ahhh…”

现在 “Ohh…”
Now “Ohh…”

接下来 “Uuu…”
Next “Uuu…”

很好,最后来个 “Eee…”
Very good, finally give me an “Eee…”

大功告成!你们那么认真学,再累也开心。。。
Great achievement! As you are learning so seriously, I feel very happy even if it is very exhausting…

哈哈哈!高大团长,请不要生气我们拿你来消费哦。。。哪,下面这张你真的很帅內,头发很好看,哈哈。。。
Hahaha! Dear Mr. Mighty David, please don’t be mad at us for the fun… Here, look, below is a very handsome photo of yours indeed, very nice hairstyle, haha…