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我的好朋友,象。。。 My good friend, the elephant…

我的交游一向很广泛,很多人都是我的好朋友,大的、小的、高的、矮的、肥的、瘦的(你们想得出一些例子吗?)。。。包括一些可爱的动物也是我的朋友。。。

My PR has always been very broad and wide, many people are my good friends, big and small, tall and short, fat and and thin (can you think of some examples?)… including some cute animals are also my friends…

今天为你们介绍我又大只、又温柔的朋友。。。可爱吗?
Let me introduce to you today my big and gentle friend… isn’t he cute?

他真的是又体贴和温柔的朋友,还会帮你按摩呢!
He is really an understanding and gentle friend, and can even massage you!

右边的是他的泰国训练师。。。
On the right is his Thai trainer…

那是2002年吧?我们乘 Star Cruise 到泰国普吉岛。。。
哇,时间过得真快,你们认得出照片里的人吗?
Was it 2002 that we travelled to Phuket in Thailand on board the Star Cruise…?
Wow, time really flies, can you recognise the people in the photo?

祖为什么这样跳?? Why is Jaydon jumping like that??

你一定在想祖这跳法是为何?既不美观,表情又有点抱歉。。。
You must be thinking what it is with Jaydon for jumping like this? Not attractive yet the expression is kind of sorry…

其实去年在葡萄牙,祖也已练过跳跃法,他似乎擅长于显露肚皮,表情也是很抱歉。。。
你们看。。。
Actually in Portugal last year, Jaydon had already practised his jumping style, he seems to specialise in revealing his tummy and the expression is kind of sorry too…
Take a look…

原来不只他一个,四位例外人都有自己的跳法!
好,来看看长得跟祖最靠近的田圣吧,他的跳姿又怎样?。。。
嗯。。。好像很不好意思,又很含蓄、尴尬。。。
The fact is, not just Jaydon, all the four Remnant do have their own jumping style!
Alright, let’s see the most-Jaydon-look-alike Daniel, how is his jumping skill?…
Erm… he looks rather embarrassed, a bit withdrawn and kind of awkward…

田圣怎么跳得那么不自然?唉,怪也只能怪他在葡萄牙时怕太阳,不好好与其他几位一起练习!
How come Daniel’s jump isn’t so natural? Well, he can only blame himself, who asked him to be so afraid of the sun in Portugal and not practising with the rest?

那丘历呢?老实说,这一次他跳得最好看也最高了,终于弥补先天的缺陷,击败其他三位!
What about Danny then? Honestly this time he jumped the nicest and highest, finally overcoming his born handicap beating the other three!

可是去年他在葡萄牙跳得姿态,也只能用西马人讲的“几难看、没眼看”来形容。。。
But his jumping style in Portugal last year can only be described with Malaysian English “terrible lah, no eye see”…

呃。。。还有一位不是吗?。。。老实说这一位我不太想要放上来,因为每次看他的照片就会影响我的心情。。。
但他也是例外人之一呀,不放又有点欠缺公平,所以还是得放。。。
好吧,阿保的。。。至于评语嘛,留给你们自己讲评吧!
Err… there is another one, right?… Honestly I am not very willing to show his, because each time I look at his photos, it affects my mood…
But he is also one of the Remnant so will be quite unfair if I don’t show it, so no choice…
Ok, Rambo’s… as for comment, I’ll leave it to you guys!

他去年也有练习,他的“弄你讨厌到要打他”的功夫已达到炉火纯青的境界!
He did practise too last year, and his skill to annoy-you-till-you-want-to-hit-him is already unequalled and incomparable!

但这些人到底为什么这样认真练习跳法呢?这也难怪他们,因当我们看到一个唯美的东西或奇观,我们很自然都会想要拥有或模仿。。。他们就是看到以下。。。
But why do these people so seriously want to learn the jumping skill? You can’t really blame them because when we see something of breath-taking beauty or wonder, we very naturally want to own or imitate it too… the below is what they saw…

三个例外人在跳,还有一个在哪里? 3 Remnant members jumping, where was the other one?

再看看以下的照片,例外人团员明明有四位,你如果注意的话,这些照片中只有三位在跳,另外一位在哪里?没有跳的是哪一位?

我知道你们一定会自以为很聪明,马上很简单的回答说:他负责拍照啦!。。。是吗?那为什么不一下子拍三个人?而是每次只有两个人在照片当中?

我说,看起来是照片中的人轮流互拍,所以才一次只拍两个人;若果是这样,那第四位例外人到底在哪里?他在做什么?

留些评语看你猜得对吗。。。

Look at the photos below again, we know there are four Remnant members, but if you look closely, you would notice only three were doing the jumping act, where was the other one? And who is the missing one?

I know you all will think yourselves very clever by answering hastily and simply saying “he was taking the photos for them, what else?”… Really? Then why didn’t he take all three at one go instead of just having two persons in each photo each time?

I say, it looks like the people in the photos took turns to take the photos, that is why you only see two persons each time; if that is the case, then where was the 4th Remnant? What was he doing?

Leave some comments to see whether you can guess right…

这两个是谁?Who are these two?

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同样的两个人。。。The same two guys again…

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第三位也出现了!  The 3rd guy appeared!

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祖仿佛越跳越凶,有跳上瘾之嫌。。。在火车轨道上乱跳,不良示范,小孩莫学习!
Jaydon seems to be getting fiercer and more aggresive, I suspect he is getting addicted to the jumping game…
Jumping like crazy on railway track, very bad demonstartion, children must not imitate!

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那第四位呢?他在哪里?他为什么没跳?他在做什么?(答案不是他在拍照!)
Then where was the 4th guy? Why didn’t he join in the jump? What was he doing?
( The answer is not he was taking the pictures! )